How do you scratch "embarrasing itches?"

[retyopy]

So you're in a public place, and suddenly, one of your more "private" areas begins to itch. How do you get rid of it?

EDIT: No bathrooms or unseen areas in sight. You're in the middle of the room or wherever. Attention isn't focused on you, but it isn't away from you either. People would see you.

EDIT: What if you don't have pants with pockets?

 

[Brutal Peanut]

Excuse yourself to the washroom and scratch away?

 

[Zhadramekel]

Ignore it however difficult it may be to do so?

 

[OmniscientOstrich]

Try to see if I can inconspicously do it through my jeans pockets. Otherwise just sit/stand around unconfortably for a while until I can get some privacy.

 

[srm79]

Scratch it in the most obvious and exaggerated manner possible.

 

[HerbertTheHamster]

I rub against strangers.

even when I don't have an itch

 

[Sevenkilts]

Scratch it in the most obvious and exaggerated manner possible.

This actually works

 

[mexicola]

Pockets - that's what they were invented for.

 

[kebab4you]

Ignore it and hope it will go over, rather trying to live with it then make a fool out of myself...

 

[Brutal Peanut]

Pockets - that's what they were invented for.

Fine, no restrooms suddenly. Which is weird. So this, pockets. Invented for scratching your most private of areas.

 

[Nargleblarg]

Scratch it in the most obvious and exaggerated manner possible.

This actually works

No one will ever call you out on it either because they can perfectly understand the situation.

 

[retyopy]

I rub against strangers.

even when I don't have an itch

Right... remind me never to talk to you. Or be near to you. Ever.

 

[darksakul]

How do you scratch "embarrasing itches?"

Yes, it is called 4chan, and I use firefox

 

[RJ Dalton]

With a butt-scratcher.

 

[srm79]

Scratch it in the most obvious and exaggerated manner possible.

This actually works

No one will ever call you out on it either because they can perfectly understand the situation.

Apart from the missus. She will never appreciate a man's need to scratch down there in public.

 

[darksakul]

Never mind. Accidental double posting

Move along please

 

[Grouchy Imp_v1legacy]

Just scratch away, everyone's been in those situations so no-one will judge.

 

[retyopy]

Just scratch away, everyone's been in those situations so no-one will judge.

I know plenty of people who would judge.

 

[No_Remainders]

I rub against strangers.

even when I don't have an itch

Thank fuck you're not from where I'm from...

OT: Yeah, generally use the pockets on my jeans.

 

[Nargleblarg]

Scratch it in the most obvious and exaggerated manner possible.

This actually works

No one will ever call you out on it either because they can perfectly understand the situation.

Apart from the missus. She will never appreciate a man's need to scratch down there in public.

Aye my friend that is jealousy for your carefree scratching lifestyle.