How do you shave?

[ben---neb]

The manliest way.. with a chainsaw!

+1 Respect

-100 Wisdom

 

[Ben Legend]

I'm a real man... therefore

EDIT: Woops, bigger picture than I expected, sorry for taking up your screen space.

 

[McScruffy]

Blade and water. No shaving cream or lotion. Although I rarely shave anyway.. I haven't fully shaved my beard in 3 years and I haven't shaved my cheeks or neck in 3 months.

 

[Simriel]

Bladed razor, wet shave.

 

[bobknowsall]

Blade, foam.

Although I rarely shave, I'm growing a bum (neck) beard.

Yeah, the neckbeard is becoming somewhat more associated with nerds than the homeless these days.

OT: Disposable razor, water and foam. I can get a closer shave with a bladed razor than an electric one, which I appreciate. And to those who have a fear of cutting themselves with one: It's not very easy to do, as long as you're fairly careful.

 

[Super_Nintendo_Chalmers]

I went from shaving cream, to electric, and back to cream again.
I think it's fun to shave.
Although I don't have a very hefty beard as yet.

 

[BadgeMan]

I shave using the tooth of a shark. I must kill one shark every three days to do so.

When sharks are low in supply I use a normal bladed razor.

 

[Sherlock/]

With a rock.

In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.

Would you like a vagina with that?

Bwahahahahha, I believe the word I'm looking for here is bam.

You mean 'ban', as in 'you'll get banned for that'? Or 'burn' as in 'that was a good burn'?

ooh, or secret option c) both at the same time and you invented a word to save time (or shave time, hehe)

edit: ew, disregard the rest of this post and don't do an image search for Bam.
edit2: for names we use a big letter at the start, to avoid confusion

 

[Dwarfman]

Hmmm well what can I say. My tag name is Dwarfman so I can say I shave as little as possible and that annoying bum fluff is not annoying it is in fact what we men call a BEARD!!!!!

 

[thenumberthirteen]

With the tiny scissors on my pen knife. Nothing beats it for precision. When I need a close shave I use an electric razor.

 

[The Youth Counselor]

When I'm in a quick rush, I use an electric shaver. I became accustomed after screwing up bad and ending up in the big house. We weren't allowed to use exposed blades.

But when I have time, I use a safety razor. It's a closer shave, and excessive rubbing tends to irritate my skin. I don't use any cream, or gel other than water though. I have severe excema and the skins gets allergic reactions to almost anything. The heat and moisture upon coming out makes my hair stick out and lubricates the skin enough.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

With a flamethrower.

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

Electic dry but when i'm without wet manuel peice of crap...or with my razor sharp talons.

 

[Cyanin]

After a shower, 2 bladed razor with foam once every week or two, washing before with hot water and after with cold.
As i'm 16 though it's just to get rid of scruff, damn facial hair's still colourless too, the downside to being ginger.

Also managed to chip off a bit of my thumb from fumbling a disposable head, you do NOT fuck around with those things..

 

[War Penguin]

I shave the body electric.
[small]See what I did there? [/small]

So yeah, electric. I don't have that much hair (on my face) to shave so it would kinda overkill if I shaved in any other way.

 

[Kycho]

Electric, because at 6 AM in the morning, i am not fit to swing a blade.

 

[WickedSkin]

I use a straight razor and a pair of scissors.
Moist the skin
Apply gel
Use the experience you've been gathering since you were 14 and shave
????
Perfect result! Also a small profit.

My beard is very important to me and machines and ordinary razors just doesn't cut it. I do not shave completely smooth. I have a "skipper-goatee" affair going.

Electric, because at 6 AM in the morning, i am not fit to swing a blade.

Haha brilliant! XD Bah at 4:30 AM I can swing a blade... maybe it's the viking blood.
Anyway is it ok if I quote that IRL?

 

[Sgt Doom]

Generally I just have a hot shower and shave with just a cartridge razor, no shaving cream. I don't have any set timetable for shaving, just when the image in the mirror is even uglier because of the facial hair.

 

[Kycho]

@WickedSkin:

haha, whatever you feel like, i've got no patents.
still though, every morning, i'm a half-asleep zombie that roams the empty rooms of this house.
stepping into the light of the room next to mine makes my skin and eyes burn.

 

[WickedSkin]

In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.

Would you like a vagina with that?

You! You! You sir are a genius! *hugs*

@WickedSkin:

haha, whatever you feel like, i've got no patents.
still though, every morning, i'm a half-asleep zombie that roams the empty rooms of this house.
stepping into the light of the room next to mine makes my skin and eyes burn.

No you are a vampire and you should stop using UV lights, it's not good on vampires, you won't tan, you'll burn and die.