How much to kill your beloved family pet?

[Conn1496]

I would make the man my pet, then beat him to death. Winning on both levels. (Not to mention then I could afford that cool Lizard I always wanted to buy. Hue hue hue hue hue.)

 

[Marik2]

Also, this thread reminds me of a scene in Elfen Lied.

Traumatizing scene indeed

 

[Rastien]

I don't have any pets so I can't really relate to this. Considering my current financial situation I'd take at least £1000, that should sort me out for a while.

Also, this thread reminds me of a scene in Elfen Lied.

Yeah the wooden mallet is quite specific.

Anyway, no.

Unfortuntley i'm far to emotionally attatched to my dog :3 he may well be a shit head but i do love him one of the few things i genuinly care about anymore x).

Not him but same dog.

 

[DuelLadyS]

All you people with the authorities.... HE'S RICH. Theres no way he'd go to jail. He'd just buy off the police.

"Everyone's got a price, everyone's going to pay, cause the million dollar man ALWAYS gets his way."

P'shaw- this is a hypothetical internet question, I can bend it however I want.

For example- who's to say I don't already have the police in on this, waiting for their 'cut' after we freeze the guy's assets? Or that we all aren't already paid off by one of the rich enemies a miserable old billionaire must have? For all you know, my fiance's on a roof with that compound bow he's wanted to replace for years playing Hawkeye, and now I have to hide some corpses. Isn't screwing with the parameters of the question part of the game?

 

[Kotaro]

Fuck no. I'd not even dignify that horrid offer by responding. Just turn and walk away without saying a word.

 

[Saulkar]

No, no, no, no, no, never, never, never, no, no, no! No I would not do it, now... what was I talking about again.

 

[BlackStar42]

I wouldn't do it for all the money, drugs and hookers in the world. He's family and that's all there is to it.

 

[Jarek Mace]

No, fuck no. NO. NO.
Unless of course I knew how to do it quickly, then I'd spend the money and saving as many animals and taking care of as many as possible.
Since my pet is a young corn snake, it's death would be very swift if struck to the head, but even for 2 billion fucking pounds I'd probably say no.

 

[Detective Prince]

Never in my life would I kill any of my pets. Even my hamsters, I couldn't bring myself to do it.

 

[razer17]

I am pretty certain that most of the people that have said they definitely wouldn't are bullshitting. I've seen plenty of people on here say they'd happily kill humans, nevermind animals.

Would I do it? I imagine I would, for enough that I'd be set for life. Many people keep pigs as pets, and then kill and eat them. I'd feel terrible and guilty about it, but I'd probably do it. This realisation has made me a little depressed though. Thank God this will never happen.

 

[Muspelheim]

Never. Not at any prize. I'd rather beat Old Dashwood & Argyle to death with it instead, while singing the International.

And honestly, if that is the only way that Dashwood can entertain himself these days, I'd say it'd be a liberation of sorts for him.

 

[lacktheknack]

...

Go away, old man.

I've officially been on here too long this morning. I should eat breakfast and listen to happy music now.

 

[rutger5000]

My family has money, not a crazy ammount of it, but enough for it never to be a concern for me. (Provided that I get a decent job too). There really isn't anything I would do with an n amount of milion dollars that I couldn't eventually pay for by myself. I wouldn't try to save others with it either (Charity) since I don't give a fuck about people I don't know, see, hear or feel. So we'll have to be talking about an ammount of money in the order of a few dozen billion dollars.

 

[Helmholtz Watson]

For the purpose of this scenario, assume you're not going to be screwed over.

You are out walking your beloved family pet that you've owned and raised for several years since it was a baby. You love it, it presumably loves you back. A limo pulls up next to you and out steps an eccentric and bitter old billionaire. He claims to be miserable and that the only thing he enjoys in life is bringing pain and misery to others.

He offers you a proposition. His man-servant Argyle (A Brock Lesnar size man, who is a former green beret blah blah blah, attempting to rob/kill the old man will result in you entering a world of pain.) opens a brief case in front of you, loaded with hundred dollar bills.

The man says the money is yours if you savagely beat your pet to death with a small wooden mallet. You also have the option of saying no, and going about your walk and the old man will go away never to bother you again.

Do you do it? How much are you willing to do it for?

Hell, I'll bold. I say I'd do it for no less then 1 Billion. If for no other reason then the mode of execution is a mallet, and I be afraid of over-perlonging my former pets pain and suffering. Changing the murder option to something quicker, like a bullet to a head, I think I come down to 2 million.

50 billion, thats my answer. Then I would have a 500pound weight attached to the mallet and have it dropped from the Sears tower, so the animal died a painless death.

 

[NinjaRabies]

No. I could never willingly take a life for money.

 

[devilofthemist]

The idea of killing one of my pets with a mallet is just... no

Fuck I need cheering up

first of all, god damn you for posting that, it will be in my head all week

second i wouldn't i have been really ill for many years and my cat has been with me for alot of that, asking me to kill my cat for money is like asking me to kill a family member

 

[hazabaza1]

Why would I kill Jelly?
That's fucked up, man.

 

[Brutal Peanut]

Honestly, the thought of it and some of the answers in this thread have made me a bit queasy. The answer is no.

 

[DudeistBelieve]

For the purpose of this scenario, assume you're not going to be screwed over.

You are out walking your beloved family pet that you've owned and raised for several years since it was a baby. You love it, it presumably loves you back. A limo pulls up next to you and out steps an eccentric and bitter old billionaire. He claims to be miserable and that the only thing he enjoys in life is bringing pain and misery to others.

He offers you a proposition. His man-servant Argyle (A Brock Lesnar size man, who is a former green beret blah blah blah, attempting to rob/kill the old man will result in you entering a world of pain.) opens a brief case in front of you, loaded with hundred dollar bills.

The man says the money is yours if you savagely beat your pet to death with a small wooden mallet. You also have the option of saying no, and going about your walk and the old man will go away never to bother you again.

Do you do it? How much are you willing to do it for?

Hell, I'll bold. I say I'd do it for no less then 1 Billion. If for no other reason then the mode of execution is a mallet, and I be afraid of over-perlonging my former pets pain and suffering. Changing the murder option to something quicker, like a bullet to a head, I think I come down to 2 million.

You're fucking retarded.

And probably a psychopath who needs help.

I'm happy to ignore most people's disregard for social protocols, but what you're proposing

A: hurts innocent animals
B: hurts something you love

for the reward of money?

No thanks

Yes how dare I propose an absurd what if scenario for the sole purpose of shits and giggles on the internet. You are incredibly right sir, I will now go sit in the corner and think about my life.

 

[GigaHz]

You're fucking retarded.

And probably a psychopath who needs help.

I'm happy to ignore most people's disregard for social protocols, but what you're proposing

A: hurts innocent animals
B: hurts something you love

for the reward of money?

No thanks

Wow dude, way to overreact. I take it this is how you react to everyone who presents you with a hypothetical scenario.

If you can't put yourself in that situation, then say so. Don't blast the topic creator because you lack the testicular fortitude to give it a chance. If anything, he should blast you for being such a suck.