Evil Smurf said:
I am sick of many good escapists getting banned, I have compiled a list of things to not to get banned. "But who are you to say what to Evil Smurf?" You might say, I would reply; "A user who has learnt from his mistakes."
I probably don't qualify as a "good escapist", but I have learned to at least be more subtle before it was too late and I got banned from here. Still I will never bow my head down meekly. If there's something I have to say to the face of great stupidity and injustice I will say it, come what may. But there is a "correct" way to do that or it's useless. Another topic for another day, maybe.
Also the relation between mods and banned-to-be is not unlike the relation between a computer illiterate and a techie in a support center. The aggravation from
both side is far from being entirely unjustified.
Here is how I see it:
After reading the OP, with my comments on your own "how to" below.
1.Be a decent human being (ie: the opposite of an arsehole)
1.1.Remember that behind each post is another human being, the default attitude should be to treat him/her like someone that is in front of you, and that you want to appreciate despite his or her minor flaws. That is, the same way you would like to be treated. May require some practice.
1.2.Be polite. For example, actually say it if you are not interested in what someone is saying to you.
1.3.Do not use threats or otherwise bully (alone or in groups) someone for
any reasons.
1.4.Do not willingly or gratuitously insult others in absolutely any way.
1.5.Do not use sarcasm directly on the ones you are arguing against. Or do it in a non insulting/aggressive way that will be obvious in context, if that is possible.
2.Know your place.
Yes mods and some users enjoy impunity on some points, and yes that is disgusting. Just treat short, out of topic, and mean posts as sort of shallow privilege you can easily do without. On the plus side that does not mean you are a lesser being, whatever those "premium" posters think. If you cannot defend yourself against such abuse without getting banned then this forum is just not worth your time.
2.1.Respect the policy of a site, even if it is hypocritical (ex: give even legal torrent links on a gaming site, or admit to using an ad-blocker when you never ever clicked on an ad anyway). However you should be able to argue against that policy, or the forum is not worth your time.
2.2.If you get a warning, even an unfair one, try to understand why (often it is because of some kind of unwritten rule). So as not to repeat the "mistake". Or your chances of getting more warnings and a ban will grow exponentially.
3.Always remain calm.
This will be hard and requires practice, but is really worth the effort. Study critical thinking and scientific reasoning and you will always have to upper hand against someone who may seek to provoke you.
4.Think before you type, be productive.
4.1.Expose the stupidity and lack of reasoning, while still observing rule 1. at least before you stop answering. Additionally you should post only if you have something new to say.
4.2.Do not forget or ignore the main point of the discussion, even and especially just to raise your post count.
4.3.Don't be pointlessDo not provoke the mods by denouncing an imaginary injustice, or by assuming that they never read your posts in person.
5.Respect decency and humanity.
5.1.Do not defend any kind of violence or abuse. Unless a certain behavior, considered abuse by most, may not be truly abuse. In which case you should think long and hard about your arguments, and accept the risk of a quick permaban.
5.2.Do not defend or admit unlawful behavior without good reasons for disagreeing with the status quo. If you still get banned using the most solid arguments the forum is not worth your time.
With all this in mind the "READ THIS BEFORE YOU POST" threads can
all be safely and satisfyingly ignored

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Its actually: don't be an arsehole to the wrong person.
Some escapists and escapist mods have been incredible areholes toward me with no consequences, simply because I'm not the popular kind.
1. Don't touch the word troll
Trolling implies that you enjoy provoking or bullying someone, that's just being an arsehole actually. Trolling is nothing more that a glorified form of bullying, that's a word I won't regret if it ever falls into disuse.
Or perhaps you mean "don't appear to be an arsehole to the mods who often don't bother about context and work with keywords".
2. Don't be rude, even if the above poster is an arsehole, BE NICE!
More than a way to avoid a ban it's a very good exercise in self control, also asking yourself in what ways the insults might be justified is a very good exercise in self criticism. It toughen your skin, and helps make your arguments closer to the truth.
That way the arsehole's flaws become very obvious, and it's easier to stay nice. However I've discovered that staying nice no matter what infuriates some people even more, so it may be advisable not to be too nice in those cases. While still taking care in not being cold or insulting in some other way.
3. REPORT (Trolls and other bastards) and MOVE ON!
That is a very improductive and somewhat dishonest attitude. Though if you haven't mastered the art of staying nice it may be the lesser of two evils.
The one best way to shut up a troll or bastard is to calmly expose the flaws in their reasoning. Even if their arguments hold some truth, courageously taking it in and showing a superior ability for critical though may help some regain faith in humanity. As well some will to not be a bastard. Something a warning or ban or ignore list will never do.
4. If you can say something in more words, do it. Additionally Stay on topic.
I've seen mods post very short and/or out of topic post regularly, so again it's just something you don't do if you don't have impunity.
5. Don't endorse/admit to piracy or use of adblocking software
For "piracy" that depends on the forum and it's more like "don't encourage breaking the law".
I don't quite understand the hate on adblockers when the ones who use them never click on ads anyway. Maybe it's because of a panic reaction from the advertisers who threaten the site in turn. Websites can survive quite comfortably with just donations and premium users. It may be less profits, but if it just so happens your userbase hates publicity more than they enjoy your site deal with it or die.
6. Don't Troll people: don't make a topic or post solely for reactions
you can fuse that with "don't be an arsehole".
7. Don't Post just to get a hight post count, so don't double post on purpose. This goes for user groups, and all forums.
I wish more people would heed that one.
8. If you disagree with someone, don't fight them!
I bring you back to what I said on rule n°3, you could fuse the two.
Additionally trying to solve a disagreement, while staying nice of course, is always enlightening and potentially very interesting. One of the original purposes of a forum that gets forgotten way too often.
9. Saying something like "All EA haters are idiots.", "Your religion is a lie" Or "ALL BRONIES ARE GAY!" Will get mod wrathed, Never personally attack someone, or insult a specific group or person. It always ends badly. Thanks Lucem713 and mysecondlife
This is just "don't be an arsehole" again.
And
all religions are a lie, but that's a discussion for another day maybe

It's true, but there is just no really polite way to say it to someone who dedicated his life to a religion or who have his whole social life depend on it.
(also notice the nice smiley)
10. If you're being sarcastic and it's not immediately obviously to everyone, then make it more obvious. Some people will take you seriously and may get offended.
The best way is to just be sarcastic about someone else while being sure the one you're talking to will get it. Otherwise it's "don't be an arsehole" once again.
11. The more warnings you have, the easier it is to get another warning. When you have one more warning=banning then you are walking on the THINNEST ice. Very minor infractions that wouldn't earn a warning for people without any can earn you a final one leading to your being banned.Thanks Copper Zen
This is the source of much of the aggravation toward mods. Mods should keep in mind that they are only increasing the amount of bile they'll have to fend off in the future by acting that way. A minority of mods really do enjoy using their power on "wretches too dumb to deserve any better", but even the fairest mods have this tendency. A shame when a minimum of comprehension and dialogue would be so much more effective in eliminating stupidity.
12. Do not present a binary where both options insults the user/a group
Again, "don't be an arsehole".
13. Do not call for attacks on a user.
"don't be an arsehole"
14. Do not Ban Jump: this means making another account after a suspension or ban.
Justified for a permaban, if you do not treat this as a chance to behave better perhaps mods could use this opportunity to fix the bad behavior with reasonable conversation rather than ineffective force.
15. It's a bad idea to pretend your post got moderated when it didn't. You might just evoke the wrath of the mods.
"don't provoke the mods for nothing" or perhaps just "think before you type". Admittedly harder when you are young and lack experience, something mods ought to keep in mind.
16. Do not threaten a user with violence, emotional trauma, harrassment, or other types of bullying thanks Hjalmar Fryklund
"don't be an arsehole"
"don't be an arsehole"