Boil Water!
Eat noodles raw!
Drink boiling water!
Snort flavorings!
Fuck bitches.
Okay for real though. My art is based upon a thai brand of ramen called dndn from a company called MAMA. I use the pork flavor.
First boil up water in a sauce pan. Use the bowl you're gonna eat in to measure out the water needed, and then add a little to make up for water lost in boiling.
Second, when boiling, add the oil and flavoring packet, and stir with chopsticks.
Third, place in ramen block, whole. No breaking up the pieces. When the block begins to disentegrate, go get an egg.
Fourth, crack the egg into a bowl of some kind. Now, tricky part, you must make an opening in the boiling noodles to place the egg and pour in the egg. It will poach in the ramen soup. Strong note, if the yolk breaks during the cooking process, well, fuck.
Now, when the noodles are soft and the egg white is cooked, you're ready to eat. Pop the yolk upon serving to enrich the soup. Add salt to taste in case you added too much water or the egg absorbed some flavoring.