How would you kill a god?

[The Brian J]

Give Shuji Kondo a ring. He can kill anything, you know.

 

[Skuffyshootster]

With kindness...

...and then when they're guard is down I shove an ice pick into the back of their skull.

I think giving them a puppy would work nicely.

 

[Simalacrum]

I'd argue against his existence.

Obviously I'd win, so at that point, because he doesn't actually exist, he'd die!

My logic works.

[HEADING=2]WORKS![/HEADING]

 

[Georgie_Leech]

...With my Fork of truth of course.

Also, the Sword of 77% Probability, the Sword of Maybe, Maybe Not, the Sword of Mostly Falsehoods, and the Stick of Lies.

 

[Theron Julius]

Ripping their arms off and beating them to death with them.

Or maybe cutting them into 8,597 pieces, storing each piece in a solid metal box, and scattering them across the world. But I would keep the pieces that make up the heart and mind and launch them into the sun, making anyone's attempt to rebuild the dead god be in vain. I then feed on the despair and anguish of the failures.

Edit:

I forgot the one true way you can slay even a god. The sword of 1,000 truths. Not even a god can survive it's glory...

 

[Azothei]

Tell it it is actually Michael Atkinson and watch it tear itself apart in misery and hatred.

(Come on life is just the sims and god is the one who tells us putting wooden furniture on carpet in a room with a fireplace is a great idea.)

 

[Logic 0]

With a minigun just hold down the trigger and say disentragtion.

 

[meepop]

The "Atlantis: The Lost Empire" sequel way; that is, turn the mo-fos against each other and watch them beat the crap out of each other while you're making the popcorn and a fortune off of the show. You've killed gods AND the economy! Who WOULDN'T wanna see gods fighting? You'd make a gigantic fortune!

 

[ZeroVex]

I'd rip off his/her own arm and beat him/her to death with it. Bonus points if the arm has some kind of weapon in it.

 

[Firia]

How would I kill God?
With MUSIC!

 

[Bat Vader]

I would pay Kratos a ton of money to kill the god for me. Better to leave it to the professionals than handle it myself.

 

[major28]

summon ifrit use all your limit breaks and pray to braska you kill it without havingto grind forever

 

[TheFacelessOne]

Lots, and lots, and lots, and lots of women.

With all different kinds of STDs

 

[Endocrom]

I'd challenge them to see what happens if they create a stone so heavy that even they could not lift it, then tickle them when they struggle to hold it over their head.

 

[p3t3r]

i hate to be unoriginal but i would just pound them apart with those fists from god of war. but really kratos is the king of killing gods so i would just find a nice place to sit and watch the show

 

[zombiejoe]

Easy

The God: "Fool, can't you see that I can do anything, I can travel through time and space, I can go anyware you can imagine."

Me: "Fine, if I can ask you one thing to do, and you can't do it, you need to die. If you can do it, then I will die."

The god: "Ok, what is it?"

Me: "Get lost"

The God: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

 

[viking97]

give them the finger?

 

[zombiejoe]

Stab it.

With a knife.

"DIE! *stab*"
"..."
"Oh shi-"
BOOM

lol

 

[bloodknight13]

I would take the entire population of switzerland or sweden, which ever one is the country that has been neutral through most if not all wars, and use them as a distraction while i would have a team of 50 trained snipers all aimed for a headshot who would all fire at the same time and then allow for a fire at free all and let them run out of ammo and when the god is pissed off at the fact of being shot close to if not over a thousand i would nuke him/her, the snipers, and the population of neutrality and hope to god for that all mighty fucker would have died, cause if not then i'm totally screwed.

 

[ejb626]

Well if its the Norse Pantheon just steal the apples of youth, otherwise I can't really help you. People wouldn't really follow a religon if it preached that their god could be killled (except the vikings I guess). Than again, why did God mess with the Tower of Babel? Maybe he can be killed hes just really hard to get to.