How would you kill everyone on a planet?

[geldonyetich]

Why bother? They seem pretty good at killing themselves off, really.

 

[CutCrane]

death star,keeping it classic

 

[Tekyro]

Death Star.

 

[jediknight381]

i would make their blood boil so that they die slowly, very slowly

 

[Truly-A-Lie]

"Ninja death toast! Kill someone with it, then eat the evidence. It's the perfect plan. I'm going to go post it on the internet!"

 

[Stryc9]

Invade the planet with an army of Daleks at my command. Nothing can stop me now!

Well, that pretty much shoots my idea of contaminating the entire planet's water supply in the head. Unless the planet was completely made of stairs, then we could contaminate the water supply, Daleks can't really handle stairs.

Daleks: The nearly indestructible killing machines of the universe. Unless there are stairs.

 

[wizzerd229]

slow death star, the are slowly ripped apart very painfully

 

[TheGreenManalishi]

Teach them about capitalism, sit back, and watch them kill themselves!

 

[drbarno]

I would do it by sending as many subliminimal messages about suicide within every internet meme. that oughta do it

 

[ShadowKatt]

massive viral infection. Preferably with superebola.

 

[Always_Remain]

With a katana, god-mode enabled. I like my killing personal lol

 

[titanium turtle]

exterminatus- duh

 

[SantoUno]

Spread a wave of fire across the land that instantly incinerates them into ashes.

 

[Ph0t0n1c Ph34r]

I would introduce communism to the planet without an infrastructure previously set up by a successful capitalist system! MUHAHA I'm evil.

./thread

 

[Joshroom]

Sphere-o-boom

 

[yoyo13rom]

Slowly by waiting for Global Warming to do it's thing, MUHAHAHAHAHA! *cough* *cough* *cough* Wait a minute; I'll also die! That's not fair... ok new order of business:
1. Stop Global Warming
2. Buy cookies
3. Find a new way to take over the world
4. Clean room(still optional)

 

[Baldry]

"Ninja death toast! Kill someone with it, then eat the evidence. It's the perfect plan. I'm going to go post it on the internet!"

Lol two and a half men

OT: First I would select a specail group of super genius's, warriors and beautiful people and send to camp full with internet and huge walls made of wall, with turrets and pie, and keeep the location secret to the rest of the world. Then I would remove the worlds internet connection, then as the world slowly reverted back into the stone age and become zombie like I would release the info of the "haven" and watch as they flock to it AND ARE MOWED DOWN and then the select few go battle with the caveman zombie and as the dust settles I WILL RELEASE THE BULLS AND THEY WILL BE MOWED DOWN in a sea of dung and bulls. Nuff said. although it may take awhile.

 

[Marksman18v]

Nuking Yellowstone should prove effective,

Other then that just make a Attracter Beam to suck in the moon.

 

[Ekonk]

Obviously I'd go for the sneak approach. Create a terrible virus for which no-one is immune, then hide it in a pill that enhances libido, stamina, and slows the aging process. Everyone would buy it, and within a week or two the time-triggered virus will show up and EVERYONE WILL DIE. It won't just be one infection spreading - it will be coming from everywhere. Uncontainable.