How would you kill everyone on a planet?

[Luca-Pellegrinelli]

Death by Dre

 

[Desert Tiger]

Leave them to it.

 

[Mighty Lighty]

two words.......nuclear yo-yo

 

[-BloodRush-]

such skill, i am in awe...

 

[microwaviblerabbit]

Invade the planet with an army of Daleks at my command. Nothing can stop me now!

Well, that pretty much shoots my idea of contaminating the entire planet's water supply in the head. Unless the planet was completely made of stairs, then we could contaminate the water supply, Daleks can't really handle stairs.

Daleks: The nearly indestructible killing machines of the universe. Unless there are stairs.

Unless they were the new and improved Daleks. The ones that learned to hover. Then they would be unstoppable.

I think I would send a small group of nano-converter robots. They break items down to a molecular level, and use that to make more of them. It would take a while, by since the number of bots would grow logarithmically, not too long. The planet would be gone, and I now have lots of handy resources to build a new better one. Perhaps this time one with intelligent fish.

 

[dalek sec]

Invade the planet with an army of Daleks at my command. Nothing can stop me now!

Damn you for taking my answer!

 

[Red Bomb]

Zombie plague, definitely. It's much more interesting to watch than just a meteor to the Equator.

Agreed. Anyone ever read '48 by James Herbert ( http://www.amazon.co.uk/48-James-Herbert/dp/0006476007 )? That is pretty much what I want to happen....

 

[RIOgreatescapist]

Invent another music genre similar to hip-hop

 

[laststandman]

Invent another music genre similar to hip-hop

Or bring back boy bands

 

[josh1840]

super anthrax and urobouraborus

 

[Funky Possum]

I'd broadcast into everyones mind, every single episode of Fred

 

[p3t3r]

stop people from getting to the planet then shoot fire at it. slowing starving/ burning them

 

[Tyr-Elhaz]

give them weapons, teach them to fight, then lock them on their own world. theyd eventually kill eachother for me, and I ould watch them on tv whenever I felt down.
alt--the plot from gamer, but for real

 

[Orcus The Ultimate]

Procreate with their females, and turn their progeniture against the population. that's a sick way...

 

[Syphonz]

impale them all with my flag.

 

[mikecoulter]

Ninja's and poisoned throwing stars.

 

[TheGreatCoolEnergy]

Virus bombing. Cheap yet effective, and no lasting damage to the planet.

 

[A random person]

Serious answer: This:

If I was a God Emperor, why wouldn't I just be able to suppress the rebellion without violence? I could easily just make the rebels happy so they don't see the need to rebel. Shouldn't be to hard considering I'm a fucking God.

I guess if I had to kill them, I would just make them all die of asphyxiation. Quick and simple.

Joke/on topic answer: Get some friends together and shoot/bomb/stab/whatever everyone. Sure, it would take a long time, but it would be fun (in that sociopathic mindset, of course), and if we get bored we could just leave and nuke the planet.