How would you make time pass in an empty room?
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I would meditate. It works best in an extremely loud and crowded room but its possible to do it just by yourself. Just stare at the most prominent and outstanding object and completely clear your mind. Lets just say i'm extremely smart and English seems to go by very very slowly when an assignment supposed to take 45 minutes takes 7 and your not aloud to read or talk. Yea. It goes fast.
I assume no access to entertainment sans food and possibly a napkin?
Well, masturbate for a few years, after which I will have probably lost my mind. Next, I'd write random quantum mechanical equations on the wall in an effort to freak the guards out enough to release me. If that doesn't work, I'll just go completely batshit and develop a few extra personalities. Oh, we'll have a blast, philosophizing, debating, living marvelous adventures within my mind...
Well, masturbate for a few years, after which I will have probably lost my mind. Next, I'd write random quantum mechanical equations on the wall in an effort to freak the guards out enough to release me. If that doesn't work, I'll just go completely batshit and develop a few extra personalities. Oh, we'll have a blast, philosophizing, debating, living marvelous adventures within my mind...
If i had an infinite supply of pens and paper i could make time pass.
I hate writing but i kind of like the idea of just writing some impossibly long shit story, with some awesome pictures to go with it. At the end I'd just be wielding this 90000 page book shouting like a madman. The last few chapters go a little off.
I hate writing but i kind of like the idea of just writing some impossibly long shit story, with some awesome pictures to go with it. At the end I'd just be wielding this 90000 page book shouting like a madman. The last few chapters go a little off.
I'd use my imagination to keep me occupied. Keeps my mind active when I'm bored and there's nothing to do. Oh, and if my imagination is running low, I could always masturbate. Stupid ninjas.
After 9 years I think I would turn (even more) insane, then hopefully transform into the Joker. If not I would try and finish my novel in my head.
Meditation, probably. Take the edge off the Eritrea policy of torturing their prisoners, hopefully.
No, that was Meditation, not Masterbation.
Geeze, a lot of you folk are destined for stinky, sticky cells and sore groins, apparently.
I could see the guards now, "Oh, by Allah, not again! Achmed, go get the mop, I'll flay the skin off this infidel's back for spilling his seed!"
(Eritrea is about 50/50 Muslim/Roman Catholic [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eritrea#Religion], so in masturbating in a Eritrea prison, you probably wouldn't be the only thing feeling oversensitive.)
No, that was Meditation, not Masterbation.
Geeze, a lot of you folk are destined for stinky, sticky cells and sore groins, apparently.
I could see the guards now, "Oh, by Allah, not again! Achmed, go get the mop, I'll flay the skin off this infidel's back for spilling his seed!"
(Eritrea is about 50/50 Muslim/Roman Catholic [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eritrea#Religion], so in masturbating in a Eritrea prison, you probably wouldn't be the only thing feeling oversensitive.)
Probably pass the time by bashing my skull against the walls? Or maybe change the color of the white wallpaper to yellow by pissing on it. And then, three weeks later, change it to brown.. And then, three more weeks later, change it back to white..
Ahhh... All the things you can do in an inescabale room.
Ahhh... All the things you can do in an inescabale room.
I'd die after three days of having no water.....What? There's NOTHING. I wouldn't be able to even survive.
EDIT: DAMN ninja'd
EDIT: DAMN ninja'd
I would concentrate on blowing up the door. I'm sure if I stared at it and concentrated hard enough I could do it, especially if I had nine years to do it.