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[Barbas]

Have we been dreaming?

 

[BreakfastMan]

Have we been dreaming?

If we have, we are all dreaming wide awake.

 

[Barbas]

How loud have you ever said the word penis and where?

 

[BreakfastMan]

How loud have you ever said the word penis and where?

8000 decibels, in the middle of a football stadium while a game was going on.

 

[Barbas]

What's your favourite seafood?

 

[Dalek Caan]

Should I buy 1 £100 hooker or 100 £1 hookers?

 

[BreakfastMan]

What's your favourite seafood?

Deep-sea fangly fish.

Should I buy 1 £100 hooker or 100 £1 hookers?

Depends on how much you value your penis. I am not sure it would still be there after fucking 100 £1 hookers.

 

[Barbas]

The Enclave or the Brotherhood of Steel? Ghouls or Super Mutants? Caesar's Legion or the NCR?

 

[Dalek Caan]

Should I follow my dreams of Exterminating everyone on Earth?

 

[BreakfastMan]

The Enclave or the Brotherhood of Steel? Ghouls or Super Mutants? Caesar's Legion or the NCR?

Brotherhood of Steel, Super Mutants, and NCR, obviously.

Should I follow my dreams of Exterminating everyone on Earth?

Why not? Give it a go, everyone needs to try and follow their dreams. I mean, what is the worst that can happen? The genocide of the Dalek people? That already happened once, and it couldn't keep them down then.

 

[Barbas]

Whose fault really was it that the raid f***ed up?

 

[BreakfastMan]

Whose fault really was it that the raid f***ed up?

Yours. You need to stop trying to be everywhere and play your class, dammit!

 

[Dalek Caan]

There are too many Cat-Girls on this planet, what do we do about this?

 

[BreakfastMan]

There are too many Cat-Girls on this planet, what do we do about this?

Well, I suppose we need something to replace beef...

 

[Barbas]

Is this the act of a madman? Ever played Corridor 7?

 

[BreakfastMan]

Is this the act of a madman? Ever played Corridor 7?

You would like that, wouldn't you? Not really.

Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?

Both!

 

[Barbas]

What's the best jingle?

 

[BreakfastMan]

What's the best jingle?

Y'all want a jingle, say fuck that. Fuck that, fuck that. Y'all want a jingle, say fuck that. Boom, boom, boom, boom...

 

[Barbas]

What is the meaning of this? What is the NKVD's official stance? Is there any vodka in that crate of supplies?

 

[BreakfastMan]

What is the meaning of this? What is the NKVD's official stance? Is there any vodka in that crate of supplies?

Nothing, sir!

With legs spread far apart and ass in the air, obviously.

The supplies ARE vodka. How else do you expect an army to function?