I am some random fucko on the internet, Ask Me Anything. No subject is taboo.

[Barbas]

Why are you called BreakfastMan? When choosing your name, did you ever consider Breakfast Man or ManBreakfast?

 

[BreakfastMan]

Why are you called BreakfastMan? When choosing your name, did you ever consider Breakfast Man or ManBreakfast?

Because it seemed like a good idea at the time.

No, never. BreakfastMan just makes sense. Who would ever think Breakfast Man or ManBreakfast is a good idea?

 

[Barbas]

People with taste and refinement, that's who! *Gobbles caviar*. Mmm, good shit.

OT: Yo, whaddayou think about Fallout FOOOOOOOOOUUUUURRR???

 

[BreakfastMan]

People with taste and refinement, that's who! *Gobbles caviar*. Mmm, good shit.

I've had caviar. It wasn't that great. Just tasted like fish-juice filled seeds.

OT: Yo, whaddayou think about Fallout FOOOOOOOOOUUUUURRR???

Bro. Seriously, bro. Bro. That game is of the hiz-ook.

 

[Barbas]

What is best in sandwiches?

 

[BreakfastMan]

What is best in sandwiches?

To see your enemies driven before you and hear the lamentation of their women.

 

[Barbas]

Do you like spam? When was the last time you painted models and what were they? Who started the fire? What do you have to say in your defense? Post much?

 

[BreakfastMan]

Do you like spam?

Only when paired with spam.

When was the last time you painted models and what were they?

About two weeks ago, and they were doing an art show and needed help putting the paint on their bodies.

Who started the fire?

I don't know. Certainly not us. Pretty sure it was always burning since the world was turning.

What do you have to say in your defense?

I did it, and I would do it again! You all would, in my place! I regret nothing!

Post much?

Not really.

 

[Dalek Caan]

What do you like to eat at breakfast?

Dry or Wet?

Cats or Dogs?

Pokémon or Digimon?

 

[Barbas]

What's the best Elder Scrolls game? Who's your favourite actor? What's the best car you've ever owned?

 

[BreakfastMan]

What do you like to eat at breakfast?

A delicious, cheesy pasta salad. #trufax

Dry or Wet?

Dry, obviously. Much more pleasurable for everyone that way.

Cats or Dogs?

Obviously cats

Pokémon or Digimon?

Obviously Digimon.

What's the best Elder Scrolls game?

Battlespire, without a doubt.

Who's your favourite actor?

Y. K. Kim.

What's the best car you've ever owned?

The only car I ever owned, I suppose.

 

[Barbas]

Tanks or warplanes? Best of the Shreks? Favourite lord? Greatest of the Aedra? Most delicious blood type?

 

[BreakfastMan]

Tanks or warplanes?

Tankplanes.

Best of the Shreks?

The original book, obviously. The book is always way better than the adaption, everyone knows that.

Favourite lord?

Sir Lord Baltimore, obviously.

Greatest of the Aedra?

Talos. Fuck the thalmor, bro!

Most delicious blood type?

B+

 

[Barbas]

What happened to the man who used to deliver the milk?
What happened to the cobbler who lived down the road?
Why don't people read any more?
How bad was the Blu-Ray edition of Star Wars?
Just what am I supposed to do with this?
What's the worst word in the world?
How can you say that?
Is there a single thing on Earth that is better than Mars bars?
When?
Are you bringing any fruits or vegetables onto the planet?

 

[Dalek Caan]

Why does Barbas have so many problems with modding New Vegas?

 

[Barbas]

Why can't Obsidian just sit down, right, and fucking code???

 

[BreakfastMan]

What happened to the man who used to deliver the milk?

I fucked him, sweetie, so he had to go away.

What happened to the cobbler who lived down the road?

Oh, I just ate him. Was very gamey, wouldn't recommend.

Why don't people read any more?

Because they forgot how.

How bad was the Blu-Ray edition of Star Wars?

That plinkett review takes a whole week.

Just what am I supposed to do with this?

I think you know, you cheeky bastard. ;D

What's the worst word in the world?

Towelette

How can you say that?

Quite easily, as it turns out.

Is there a single thing on Earth that is better than Mars bars?

Uno bars, of course. Nothing beats an Uno bar.

When?

Now

Are you bringing any fruits or vegetables onto the planet?

Well, I am certainly bringing the fruit. Maybe a bit of two veg as well.

Why does Barbas have so many problems with modding New Vegas?

Because Barbas hates fun.

Why can't Obsidian just sit down, right, and fucking code???

Because Barbas hates fun.

 

[Dalek Caan]

Why can't Barbas just sit down, right, and fucking code???

 

[Barbas]

Why is Dalek using an avatar from a show that's been going downhill ever since Tom Baker jumped into a wormhole?

 

[Dalek Caan]

Why does Barbas have the innate ability to screw up every game he plays?