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FPLOON

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Get down or get Ed?
Was it really worth having a song in every episode?
Just a tip?
Who kept you waiting?
What's ZONA's ulterior motive>
 

FPLOON

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It was all a Charade?
A romantic suspense comedy?
Does my title suit me?
Does my suit title me?
Did you fire three bullets or four?
 

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BreakfastMan said:
FPLOON said:
Does my title suit me?
Well, I haven't seen any dino porn yet...
That's because I'm YOUR source... and no one else's in this situation... :p

OT: Red button or Blue button?
It's being served in two-parts now?
Who the fuck remakes a foreign show before it's even over??
 

Barbas

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Are you excited for Mega Month?
How about the Week of Wimpering?
If you were a person in the Star Wars universe, what would you do any why?
How close are you to godliness?
If I have one orange and I give you two oranges, does it break life?
 

BreakfastMan

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FPLOON said:
OT: Red button or Blue button?
Both, at the same time.
It's being served in two-parts now?
It was easier than mashing it all together, okay!
Who the fuck remakes a foreign show before it's even over??
America?
Barbas said:
Are you excited for Mega Month?
Not much. Who even cares about Mega Man anymore?
How about the Week of Wimpering?
That is every week for me.
If you were a person in the Star Wars universe, what would you do any why?
Would probably work on the fancy-pants computers on Corscuscant.
How close are you to godliness?
If cleanliness is next to godliness... Not much. :p
If I have one orange and I give you two oranges, does it break life?
No, but it does break the orange.
 

FPLOON

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What's the second "best" season of The Walking Dead?
If ignorance is bliss, then why should bliss be associated with ignorance?
Crush, Kill, Destroy, or Swag?
Why must the music be louder than the dialogue?
What makes a stupid question actually stupid?
 

BreakfastMan

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FPLOON said:
What's the second "best" season of The Walking Dead?
That is a tall order mate. A very tall order.
If ignorance is bliss, then why should bliss be associated with ignorance?
Because the sky is purple.
Crush, Kill, Destroy, or Swag?
Swag.
Why must the music be louder than the dialogue?
Because the music is obviously way cooler.
What makes a stupid question actually stupid?
The stupidity of the asker.
 

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Is Mike and Ike still fighting in a custody battle?
Will Left Twix and Right Twix ever have make-up sex in their future?
Could Willy Wonka be the next Doctor?
What's the point of censoring something that's already being showcased uncensored?
Is there such a thing as a zombie musical?
 

BreakfastMan

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FPLOON said:
Is Mike and Ike still fighting in a custody battle?
Doubtful, considering both of their names are still on the candy.
Will Left Twix and Right Twix ever have make-up sex in their future?
Left Twix and Right Twix are separated by circumstance, not choice.
Could Willy Wonka be the next Doctor?
He damn well should be.
What's the point of censoring something that's already being showcased uncensored?
Shits and giggles?
Is there such a thing as a zombie musical?
Oh, without a doubt. Somewhere, there definitely is one.
 

FPLOON

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Familiar location at full price or Unknown location at a reasonable discount?
If it takes more than a day to upload, should I consult an internet doctor?
Does the mystery start at the end before the beginning and/or vise verse?
If you teach "noobz" geometry, will they "git gud" at Tetris?
Would anyone watch Adam Ruins Everything even if it ended up ruining one's perception on life itself?
 

BreakfastMan

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FPLOON said:
Familiar location at full price or Unknown location at a reasonable discount?
Familiar. I can take the monetary hit, I just want to know what is coming.
If it takes more than a day to upload, should I consult an internet doctor?
Only if you upload starts getting red and oozing pus.
Does the mystery start at the end before the beginning and/or vise verse?
Both, neither, what does it matter? The twist is shite anyway.
If you teach "noobz" geometry, will they "git gud" at Tetris?
No, they will git gud at geometry.
Would anyone watch Adam Ruins Everything even if it ended up ruining one's perception on life itself?
No, because no one would recommend it.
 

FPLOON

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How did the "real-life crime stories" channel turn into "Funny of Die the cable channel"?
Isn't The Block just Lost meets Total Recall with a side of Battlestar Galactica?
If it takes a full year just to watch all of the existing source material, it's got to be worth it, right?
In satire, why does everyone want to be Anarchy?
Have you ever rooted for any porn star to win any particular award(s)?
 

BreakfastMan

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FPLOON said:
How did the "real-life crime stories" channel turn into "Funny of Die the cable channel"?
Same way the Hitler channel turned into the Pawn Stars channel.
Isn't The Block just Lost meets Total Recall with a side of Battlestar Galactica?
No idea, never seen it.
If it takes a full year just to watch all of the existing source material, it's got to be worth it, right?
No. It probably isn't, at that point.
In satire, why does everyone want to be Anarchy?
Because it is really easy.
Have you ever rooted for any porn star to win any particular award(s)?
I don't know of any pornstar awards, so... no.
 

FPLOON

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Is anyone talking about The Last Kingdom?
Why is the tea silent?
Could a kid enjoy Fantasia entertainment-wise and/or, at least, appreciate it outside of just The Sorcerer's Apprentice?
Ninjas or Farts: which is more silent but deadly?
Curly or Jabberjaw: who get's the most respect around here?
 

BreakfastMan

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FPLOON said:
Is anyone talking about The Last Kingdom?
Nobody is ever talking about The Last Kingdom.
Why is the tea silent?
Because it doesn't have a mouth
Could a kid enjoy Fantasia entertainment-wise and/or, at least, appreciate it outside of just The Sorcerer's Apprentice?
Well, there are other animated bits besides The Sorcerer's Apprentice, so they would probably like that. But a kid would probably like Fantasia 2000 better, as that one has far more visually spectacular animated bits.
Ninjas or Farts: which is more silent but deadly?
Farts
Curly or Jabberjaw: who get's the most respect around here?
Rodney Dangerfield.
 

FPLOON

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If Supergirl's in the same tone as The Flash, then could a new Wonder Woman TV series be in the same tone as Arrow?
Why haven't I played any games that came out this year?
If you let the right one in, do you get a prize?
Why did he want it that way?
If the sky did fall, then where's the sun in all this?
 

BreakfastMan

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FPLOON said:
If Supergirl's in the same tone as The Flash, then could a new Wonder Woman TV series be in the same tone as Arrow?
Nah, needs to be the same tone as SAW
Why haven't I played any games that came out this year?
Because poor? Too poor to afford Undertale, even?
If you let the right one in, do you get a prize?
Only if you consider Vampyrism a prize.
Why did he want it that way?
Because it sounded like a good idea at the time.
If the sky did fall, then where's the sun in all this?
It will be there, trust me. I just know that something good is going to happen. I don't know when, but just saying it could make it happen!