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[FPLOON]

What's the "best" Resident Evil film (so far)?
How do I get my Sony controller to work on my Microsoft computer?
Why can't I like peanut butter especially in chocolate?
When did [REDACTED] have time to make a second Cube that's more/less fucked up than the previous Cube?
Let's do the Time Warp again?

 

[BreakfastMan]

What's the "best" Resident Evil film (so far)?

That is a trick question!

How do I get my Sony controller to work on my Microsoft computer?

Xplay

Why can't I like peanut butter especially in chocolate?

Because you have terrible taste.

When did [REDACTED] have time to make a second Cube that's more/less fucked up than the previous Cube?

Their spare time.

Let's do the Time Warp again?

I think you need a bit of Shock Treatment, will get you jumping like a real live wire...

 

[FPLOON]

If the menu's frozen, then why is it still playing shit live?
How can you tell that a two-parter needed a third part?
Why are GHz so damn important in gaming?
Happiness is "what" exactly?
Isn't Now That's What I Call Music taking their irony a bit too far?

 

[UltraDeth]

Do we have to do this every weekend?
Where are your papers you swine?
Where can I find that magical c**t?

 

[FPLOON]

Who will destroy the Virus?
Why isn't Alaska safe?
What's on Camera 5?
Where's the next snip?
When's DINNER?

 

[Barbas]

Gotta penny?
Gotta penny?
GATTA. PENNE???

 

[FPLOON]

OJ or da Juice Man?
Why didn't they rewind the damn tape beforehand?
Which one's my best feature: my butt, my legs, or my chicken breast?
Who's the bassist of the Latino Kiss cover band?
If one's trapped in the closet, when's the best time to pull out one's Beretta?

 

[BreakfastMan]

If the menu's frozen, then why is it still playing shit live?

Because someone hacked it to only play German Scat porn streams?

How can you tell that a two-parter needed a third part?

If it isn't finished after two parts.

Why are GHz so damn important in gaming?

Because more of them means your CPU is able to make computations faster, basically. And since every video game is basically an incredibly complex serious of computations...

Happiness is "what" exactly?

A cold nipple.

Isn't Now That's What I Call Music taking their irony a bit too far?

Nah, they are being serious. It is definitely music, even if it is a suspect quality.

Do we have to do this every weekend?

No other time for it. It needs to be done.

Where are your papers you swine?

Up your ass, imperialist pig-dog.

Where can I find that magical c**t?

Have you tried down the street, at Mama Murphy's?

Who will destroy the Virus?

The hero

Why isn't Alaska safe?

Because the Chinese invaded. Also, Sarah Palin lives there.

What's on Camera 5?

Bob, he is doing Weather.

Where's the next snip?

Next week, around 11.

When's DINNER?

When I damn well please.

Gotta penny?
Gotta penny?
GATTA. PENNE???

Yeah, probably. Don't be so demanding, damn.

OJ or da Juice Man?

Lance Armstrong. At least he didn't kill anyone, unlike OJ.

Why didn't they rewind the damn tape beforehand?

Because they didn't see the Be Kind, Rewind sticker,

Which one's my best feature: my butt, my legs, or my chicken breast?

Chicken breast, once cooked on high for about 20 minutes, until it falls apart or so.

Who's the bassist of the Latino Kiss cover band?

I dunno, who is the latino Gene Simmons? I mean, Max Cavalera is cool, but he doesn't have the same affectation or style as Simmons...

If one's trapped in the closet, when's the best time to pull out one's Beretta?

As soon as you see the whites of their eyes.

 

[UltraDeth]

Who you trying to get crazy with, ese, Don't you know I'm loco?
Stone Cold says "What?"
Who shat in the hat?
Anybody see Fuchs?

 

[FPLOON]

If the menu's frozen, then why is it still playing shit live?

Because someone hacked it to only play German Scat porn streams?

Does this mean I can blame my theatre teacher for something this time?

OT: What wasn't in the box?
How can there be two of the same exact person?
Who was the last one to receive the package?
If someone's says it's "too quiet", then wouldn't they be lying because they're talking in the first place?
To Infinity or Beyond?

 

[Barbas]

Have you heard of the latest disorder [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojApkiF544c]?

 

[FPLOON]

Where's the kaboom?
How short/long should it be cut?
What's another slang term for "cake and ice cream"?

 

[BreakfastMan]

If the menu's frozen, then why is it still playing shit live?

Because someone hacked it to only play German Scat porn streams?

Does this mean I can blame my theatre teacher for something this time?

Only if it wasn't intentional.

OT: What wasn't in the box?

Not a dick

How can there be two of the same exact person?

Dopplegangers, obviously. Love that trope.

Who was the last one to receive the package?

Your mum.

If someone's says it's "too quiet", then wouldn't they be lying because they're talking in the first place?

Not really, because they were expecting something besides their voice.

To Infinity or Beyond?

I like Beyond: Good & Evil more than Disney Infinity, so I go with Beyond.

Have you heard of the latest disorder [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojApkiF544c]?

Is that the one that can get you institutionalized [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9tBaMlAUj08]?

Where's the kaboom?

Right here:

How short/long should it be cut?

Keep it long enough to still give her pleasure.

What's another slang term for "cake and ice cream"?

"Prolapsed anus oozing pus"?

 

[FPLOON]

What's another slang term for "cake and ice cream"?

"Prolapsed anus oozing pus"?

Say what?

OT: Are the uncensored episodes of Family Guy any good?
What do I do with all the data?
If the Asylum is like the Haunted House for the Coven, then why is the Freak Show staying at the Hotel?
Why are there so many/so little "F" keys?

 

[BreakfastMan]

What's another slang term for "cake and ice cream"?

"Prolapsed anus oozing pus"?

Say what?

What.

OT: Are the uncensored episodes of Family Guy any good?

Probably not, this is Family Guy.

What do I do with all the data?

Write a study.

If the Asylum is like the Haunted House for the Coven, then why is the Freak Show staying at the Hotel?

Because it was a real American Horror Story.

Why are there so many/so little "F" keys?

Honestly, I think the number of F keys are just right.

 

[FPLOON]

Do you need an "around the way" girl?
Who sampled first?
Did they say "aids" or "ads"?
Who's paying the royalty-free artist for their music?
Do you know about the house on the right of the House on the Left?

 

[BreakfastMan]

Do you need an "around the way" girl?

No, I just want one.

Who sampled first?

Anthrax.

Did they say "aids" or "ads"?

Why not both?

Who's paying the royalty-free artist for their music?

Well, obviously not the royalty.

Do you know about the house on the right of the House on the Left?

Yeah, that place is super fucked-up.

 

[FPLOON]

What does an orphanage, a pterodactyl, and a birthday have in common?
How amazing is this world?
Which Peggle's the best Peggle?
If you improve an epiphany, does it come true?
Why does no one remember the word "hell" in the OG Star Wars trilogy?

 

[BreakfastMan]

What does an orphanage, a pterodactyl, and a birthday have in common?

The letter a.

How amazing is this world?

Not very.

Which Peggle's the best Peggle?

Peggle 1

If you improve an epiphany, does it come true?

I sure hope so.

Why does no one remember the word "hell" in the OG Star Wars trilogy?

Because they don't have a concept of hell in the universe.

 

[FPLOON]

Why does no one remember the word "hell" in the OG Star Wars trilogy?

Because they don't have a concept of hell in the universe.

Then, why did Han Solo say "I'll see you in Hell!" in Empire Strikes Back?

OT: Why is there no balance in the Food Order?
Is it really what it looks like?
Will Jar Jar finish what Annie started?
Do we bare bears? Or do bears bare us?