I am the most awesome person to ever exist. Ever.

[Pimppeter2]

Anyway, I was trudging my way around the Escapist. Posting on random topics and eating some bagels. When I stumbled across at thread about the lack of awesome in society in recent times.

So being the awesome guy that I am, I opened up Google to prove this guy wrong, and searched for Jak and Daxter pictures

Which of course, I picked this one

[sub]Who's my awesome handsome hero duo? You are... You are![/sub]​

Now, whats so awesome about that. Nothing really.

But Open up google. (Yes do it now)

Search Jak and Daxter, go to images.

Now look for that picture, it should be the fifth one on the page.

Now, look at that green link underneath it.

Look Familiar? escapistmagazine.com

Yea, click on the picture but don't go to the full page. Go to the source

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/9.173023-Most-Memorable-2000s-Video-Game-Character

Its one of my posts. Thats right. Searching Jak and Daxter will lead you to one of my posts.

Whats the big deal you ask?

I am the biggest Jak and Daxter Fanboy on Earth, and now, Googleing them leads to me.

So, Escapees, What is the most awesome thing you have discovered about yourselves recently?

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

That I'm still mostly unknown
And some people think i'm in my 20's.

 

[the_pleasure_is_mine]

I am just plain awesome. That is all...

I also got called apocalypse awesome by a gamer girl the other day...

 

[BlumiereBleck]

i am very, very, very depressing and my friends avoid that part of me

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

I don't need a reason to be awesome. I just exude awesome.

 

[DeadlyYellow]

Awesome find there Pimp. You have to love a character that makes the world revolve around him.

 

[khaimera]

I think its pretty awesome that I love bagels. Its in my blood.

I also think I'm awesome because my gamerscore says so, just kidding. It just proves that I play a lot of shitty games.

 

[DarkSaber]

Where I piss the grass never grows again.

 

[Cabisco]

Recently... erm...I...

No idea, I suppose if it's to do with the internet i think i'm finnaly starting to make a small small impact on this website, i.e. i'm being quoted ************!

So that might be the slow begginings of something awesome. Least i hope so, otherwise i'll end up with thousands of posts and have no real connection to the site, to the people. Like you person who's reading this.

 

[Jing the Bandit]

I am the very model of a modern Major-General, I've information vegetable, animal, and mineral, I know the kings of England and can quote the fights historical, from Marathon to Waterloo, in order categorical.

 

[ejb626]

Well, I'm the only one on the internet with this name, not much I don't really interact with other people here so I'm not one of those on-the-map posters like Furburt or HUBILUB that everyone knows by name. But I'm still the only one on the internet with this name so that's something.

EDIT: Oh in general not just on this site, well my English teacher says I'm one of the best writers hes seen in 10 years, there's something I guess (I always feel arrogant when I say stuff like this)

 

[Rednog]

This realization was really a slap in the face to me since I generally believe that I didn't change much over the course of my life. But a friends of mine had a sit down with me and pretty much proved that I've become a worse and worse person since high school.

Edit: Err not really "awesome" but I'm trying to slowly turn that around...

 

[Rancid0ffspring]

That is pretty damn coo.... I mean Awesome

 

[AbsoluteVirtue18]

My hair is turning blonde by itself.

 

[Sassafrass]

Spoiler: I am pretty sure I am 95% this guy now

So that automatically makes me awesome.
Well, it does in my eyes anyway. Not sure about yours but I have an ego to balance, Julia, so I will say I am awesome.

 

[dududf]

snip.

Spoiler: Pimp, you are incorrect.

 

[FlyAwayAutumn]

I'm the most well spoken, eloquent, and charismatic guy at my school. No seriously I didn't say that all my friends said it (All my friends are women and one guy) and random people I know will just tell me I'm awesome. apparently I'm the most liked guy in the school.

It feels good in case you were wondering.

 

[Pingieking]

That I am the result of in vitro fertilization.
That's right, bitches! I'm not an accident.

 

[UnknownEssence]

My Xbox has a blog...