I challenge you to a duel! Choose your weapons!

[delet]

Half and half, though I've been holding on to the ideas of the Pancake Cannon? for several years now.

Have you seriously copyrighted it? Well, have you gotten dress-rights? No? Splendid!

Introducing the Waffle Cannon! [small]Note: It isn't copyright infringement unless you use the exact name. I just stole the shape and looks, making it trade dress infringement. You should've been more careful! Bwahahahaha![/small]

You're not on the Waffle side and we're going to assume that I have. I'm suing you!

 

[KurnalGraham]

A Molotov and a riot shield

 

[Jark212]

Bare Hands...

Weapons of honor...

 

[Eliam_Dar]

I would use a poisonus chihuahua.

 

[Georgie_Leech]

Portal gun. Not only do you need fast reflexes, but be able to think fast enough to put them somewhere unpleasant.

 

[ninjapenguin981]

Time machine, then I could go forward 10 seconds and attack from behind

 

[RabidusUnus]

Sig Sauer P226 .40 S&W with Night Sights.

This.

 

[ElTigreSantiago]

Charizard, I choose you!

So yeah, I'd pick Pokemon.

 

[lwm3398]

You're not on the Waffle side and we're going to assume that I have. I'm suing you!

Ah, but all I have is this prototype Waffle Cannon! I used all my money to by the Aunt Jemima's and pure platinum cannon. I could've used a stronger, heartier metal, but when you have the best waffles around, only the best metals will be excepted!

Did I mention this was actually a waffle commercial? Probably should've said that before we were actually in court...

Bare Hands...

I prefer Bear Hands, but, you know.

 

[Xaryn Mar]

I choose the RCP-120 from Perfect Dark.

While I'm pacing I'll cloak, then when my enemy turns around and is baffled at were I went I'll get him from behind.

You forget that your opponent will have the excact same weapons as you. That is one of the rules of a duel.

 

[Nocta-Aeterna]

The Blue Eyes White Dragon, with Exodia in my deck.
/obligatory joke

I'd just shoot you

A random Person: "But that's not allo-"

SCREW THE RULES...I have money

My hair allows me to resist bullets! Now Exodia, obliterate!

Brooklyn Rage!

Spoiler: Nyeh!

...did I just kill a gay clown?

Your Brooklyn Rage is no match for Slifer: the Executive Producer!

 

[Prometherion]

A pack of starving wolves.

Or a vial of smallpox, as id settle for a draw.

 

[delet]

You're not on the Waffle side and we're going to assume that I have. I'm suing you!

Ah, but all I have is this prototype Waffle Cannon! I used all my money to by the Aunt Jemima's and pure platinum cannon. I could've used a stronger, heartier metal, but when you have the best waffles around, only the best metals will be excepted!

Did I mention this was actually a waffle commercial? Probably should've said that before we were actually in court...

Then I'll just take your cannon and remake it so it suites my needs. It's kinda funny actually, your waffle commercial was inside a commercial for the Pancake Cannon?.

[sub][sub]Pancake Cannon?, screwing with your mind when I'm not using NGE based humor![/sub][/sub]

 

[Thk13421]

A sixteen ton weight on a pulley over my opponent's head.

 

[sketch_zeppelin]

Your hot mom!

 

[ljd184]

riot shields nothing can beat it

 

[crazywild1983]

tommygun with the 300 round mag
or a shaman firefly

 

[lwm3398]

Then I'll just take your cannon and remake it so it suites my needs. It's kinda funny actually, your waffle commercial was inside a commercial for the Pancake Cannon?.

[sub][sub]Pancake Cannon?, screwing with your mind when I'm not using NGE based humor![/sub][/sub]

The other tagline for the commercial was "Pancake Cannon; I will sue you up the ass if you don't buy one!".

 

[Shock and Awe]

Tommy gun, i would strafe and fire my 50 round drum all over the place.