I challenge you to a duel! Choose your weapons!

[delet]

Then I'll just take your cannon and remake it so it suites my needs. It's kinda funny actually, your waffle commercial was inside a commercial for the Pancake Cannon?.

[sub][sub]Pancake Cannon?, screwing with your mind when I'm not using NGE based humor![/sub][/sub]

The other tagline for the commercial was "Pancake Cannon; I will sue you up the ass if you don't buy one!".

Yes, but survey groups found that tagline to be a little less popular with the population groups...

 

[Canadamus Prime]

This:

Spoiler: Nyoibo

 

[meepop]

Super Fist of the Nose Hair, 'Nuff said. But if that's against the rules then the ultimate in technology, the totally useful WHAT THE FU-BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM button, to wipe out enemies before they can say WHAT THE FU...NNY CLOWNS!? And if that too isn't allowed then I'd go for the ability to summon up a magical spike that, when provoked, bestows super strength and speed against the enemy; however that doesn't mean I'd be any better with it, but it'd sure be awesome if it were a kill!

 

[_Cake_]

Mega Airzookas

 

[TheYellowCellPhone]

Probably a Micro Uzi. 900 Rounds per minute and small.

 

[open trap]

A huge ass spiked shield so i can block what ever he has and then beat him to death with it.

 

[One Seven One]

buckler or a flail

I think a buckler is a sheild with a sword attached to it.

 

[deal]

A pen and a sword; it's time to see which is truly mightier.

If the person was likely to be better at most weapons I'd go with Strychnine. One glass of water has it one doesn't. It'll even the odds and maybe open the door to get out of the duel.

 

[Cryofthewolf]

Dual pistols. Mass Effect got me into playing with the small guns. =-)

 

[Hutchy_Bear]

Spoiler: Captain Falcon

 

[Hafnium]

Faulty flintlock pistols, only he doesn't know that they don't work! So while he tries to get a shot off, wondering what's going on, I'm already sprinting towards him to club him in the face with it. I reckon the chance of success is better than with working pistols.

 

[black-magic]

I know i'd choose something I know I can win with so... A tippman A-5

 

[Matt-Allan-ca]

I'd go for wisecracks. Take 10 steps and say a "yo momma" joke sort of thing, you know?

 

[TheSentinel]

Post 217.

Yeah, you heard me.

 

[Sir_Tor]

Chuck Norris /thread

 

[Jing the Bandit]

A banana and or a POIN-TED stick.

 

[A random person]

The Blue Eyes White Dragon, with Exodia in my deck.
/obligatory joke

I'd just shoot you

A random Person: "But that's not allo-"

SCREW THE RULES...I have money

My hair allows me to resist bullets! Now Exodia, obliterate!

Brooklyn Rage!

Spoiler: Nyeh!

...did I just kill a gay clown?

Your Brooklyn Rage is no match for Slifer: the Executive Producer!

Maybe so, but I summon Mega Ultra Chicken!

 

[Admiral Stukov]

A toaster that fires burning bread slices at mach 2.

 

[Matt-Allan-ca]

Guitar Hero, Dragon Force, Through the fire and flames, on expert.

 

[Matt-Allan-ca]

Post 217.

Yeah, you heard me.

lol make sure post 217 says post 95 (paradox?)