I declare war on ___ with ___.

[Teoes]

I declare war on Fijiman with chinchillas.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on three dollars with change.

 

[Ruedyn]

I declare war on Europe with the Crimson Spork of Baby Eating.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on humans with humans.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I declare war on faces with acid.

 

[MrCollins]

I declare war on exams with knowledge

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war forgetfulness with... I forgot.

 

[staika]

I declare war on memory with sugar!

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on Staika with life.

 

[Kitsune Hunter]

I declare war on my liver with alcohol

 

[Headsprouter]

I declare war on faces with acne.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I declare war on outer limits with twilight zone.

 

[Ruedyn]

I declare war on death with guns.

 

[Porygon-2000]

I declare war on hunger with mudccake

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on super powers with not super powers.

 

[staika]

I declare war on the sun by staring at it!

 

[Teoes]

I declare war on faces with acne.

I mis-read that at first, so..

I declare war on feces with toilet roll and a good flush.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on misunderstandings with funny outcomes.

 

[Groxnax]

I declare war on Storm Troopers with Cybermen

Captcha: which one is food? What on Earth are you smoking man?