I declare war on ___ with ___.

[Fijiman]

I declare war on Claptraps everywhere with a single, solitary moose.

 

[kailus13]

I declare war on moose with scottish accents.

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on Scotland with fruits and vegetables!

 

[kailus13]

I declare war on fruits and vegetables with chocolate!

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on chocolate with waffles!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I declare war on hunger with bread!

 

[kailus13]

I declare war on bread with toast.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on the moon with lasers.

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on pie with my rapidly-descending fists.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on the cold with the indoors.

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on that wall with this sledgehammer.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on all with walruses.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on dirty cop james funs with koalas.

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on ninjas with flame-throwers.

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on the weather with sheer coolth.

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on common decency with my filthy lingo!

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on creepers with a metal stick.

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on minefields with the re-animated corpses of my enemies.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on new people with pie.

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on those archers with lightning.