I declare war on ___ with ___.

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I declare war on boredom with Forum Games!

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on NOD with GDI.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on sleep with Toonami.

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on the underground with relief.

 

[Bizzaro Stormy]

I declare war on bananas with paprika!

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on peppers with eggs!

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on sleep with YouTube this time.

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on anime with fluffy rabbits and ducks.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on good ideas with terrible ones.

 

[dalek sec]

I declare war on bacon with my hunger!

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on wasps with flamethrowers.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on boredom with videos or something.

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on the swamplurks with carpet bombing.

 

[Headsprouter]

I declare war on the Baka-Gaijin with that babushka-looking lady I just saw!

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on walls, floors and ceilings with katyushas.

 

[Dalek Caan]

I declare war on Transformers with Zoids!

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on the Shivering Isles with relentless Order.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

I declare war on any sort of decency with Cards Against Humanity!

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on the Dwemer with the power of the gods.