I declare war on ___ with ___.

[Headsprouter]

A declare war on George Foreman Grills with my name, instead!

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on boy I tell ya hwhat with some oh no you didn't.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I declare war on bad threads with cat pictures.

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on bargains with brigands.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on the silence of posting in the forums with the Crash Twinsanity soundtrack.

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on racing with artillery strikes.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

I declare war on your arteries with cholesterol

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on your mind with lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on you all with blarg.

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on blarg with grammy's peach cobbler recipe.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

I declare war on the espheni with the human spirit!

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on rakk with shotgun turrets.

 

[Artina89]

I declare war on starvation with fish

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

I declare war on fish with air!

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on a moose with robots.

Captcha: that hurts. And?

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on fudge with lager.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I declare war on poverty with cheap beer.

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on pool halls with smoke machines.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

I declare war on smoke with industrial power fans!

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on overheating with ice.