I didn't think it'd be this bad...

[DigitalSushi]

thats standard practise in Sexual disease's check, get used to it dude unless you plan on not having sex, I'm being serious I normally have checks because even people I've known that have been with only 1 or 2 people or been with people they trust have caught stuff.

Luckily i'm clean but yeah, they use a fucking cotton bud, I hope you didn't think it was just a blood test?.

I get checked as a routine, just a blood test actually. That was for what turned out to be a urinary tract infection funnily enough, I think it's bloody precious that they then ask you to provide a sample afterwards too!

I guess maybe they suspected sexual misadventure when it was just dumb luck.

Yeah I know Nurses are funny fucks like that "I just jammed this down your peehole but you must now use it to give me another sample".

I had bloodclots in one arm too and they decided it'd be funny to inject me with the thinner in the right arm and then take a "sample" from the same arm, they'd then return and go "oops, looks like all we got was blood thinner", "we need another sample!"

They quickly learned not to fuck with me and instead I ruled over them.

Paper cut on eyelid.

OH my god, that happened to you?.

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

Spinal surgery in the 6th grade. Didn't get out of my hospital bed for 2 days, barely was able to walk over the next week.

Oh yeah, and since morphine made me vomit for about 20 minutes every time I took it, I had to get through the first weekend after the operation on REGULAR STRENGTH TYLONOL. So that sucked balls.

 

[SmartIdiot]

Legging it down that steep, grassy, rabbit-hole-infested hill in the dark fuelled by a bottle of sambuca and half a crate of beer. Spent some time in crutches after that one...

 

[Lord Mountbatten Reborn]

Putting anti-bacterial wipes on an eczema-ridden area of skin that I'd scratched off. Jesus Christ, I had to walk continuously to feel better, and the pain didn't stop for hours. And it seems the wipes infected it, because it turned yellow soon afterward. Rather ironic.

 

[alittlepepper]

Getting t-boned in an intersection and getting my lower back broken hurt quite a lot. Still does from time to time. Slipped/swollen disks are a real pain.
Resetting a dislocated shoulder hurt quite a lot too.

 

[oppp7]

Love.
Oh god, the pain...

 

[Nixzilla]

Being stabed hurt alot more than i thought

 

[lacktheknack]

Got two fillings, froze my mouth, chewed open the inside of my cheek.

OWIE.

 

[inFAMOUSCowZ]

i have to say when i had my wisdom teeth removed, it didnt hurt that bad. Of course i was young, a one painkiller will easily knock any 12 year old at that time. Also when i had my appendix removed that actually didtn hurt when i was spazing out.
But i have to sayfalling out of a moving car does hurt

 

[Nickthequick]

Breaking my arm for the first time, I knew it would hurt but the next four hours and three days were like hell because I know that the pain pills they give you are weak.

 

[Je Suis Ubermonkey]

For the people with braces: That pain is nothing compared to when you try to put on plastic post-brace retainers that you haven't worn in a month. Every single tooth in your mouth gets pushed in the exact opposite of the direction it wants to go in.

I did this more than once, because I am a fool.

 

[TehCookie]

My brother moving back in, in less than a week he already ate all my food and attempted suicide for the 3rd time, and is causing a major family breakup of what to/how to deal with him.

Might now be physical pain but it still is worse than I thought it would be.

 

[LarenzoAOG]

getting snapped in the eye by a rubber band, I didn't go blind and it wasn't the worst pain ever but it did hurt.

 

[Circleseer]

I'm not exactly filled with optimism now OP, my wisdom teeth are coming through at the moment

Tsk, mine too, but we don't pull wisdom teeth unless we have to. No complications on my side. I understand it's common to pull them regardless in America, is that true? If so, I'm really sorry for you.

 

[Mr. Purple]

<color=purple> When my knee goes out of socket. O.O It doesnt hurt unless I move it. The slightest bit of movement causes the most intense pain.

 

[sirpwnsalot65]

getting a tiny bit of foam hand sanitizer to the eye. Actually i accidentally slamed my palms together while using it, sending a bit into my eye. Sweet Jesus.

also, trying to peirce an itchy bug bite to get rid of it. Ouch.

 

[Phoenix09215]

Biting your nails (yeah I know its a bad habit -.-) and taking off a little too much :S Hurts much more than it should!!! Plus it throbs for about a day... and yet I still bite my nails, but I think its only when I get nervous now??

 

[Dorby5826and360]

Punched a hard binder and broke my wrist, that was painful.

Also I am about to get my wisdom teeth taken out in a couple of weeks.

 

[Zombie Pie]

My most painful experience was while playing the first play station so it has been a while. I was playing a game called incredible crisis, and sitting in a chair. The game made me really mad at one point and I through my control down, and because of the angle my play station was in on a shelf the force from throughing the controller down caused it to unplug from the system and that end came at me in a whip like motion hitting me in the nuts. Needless to say I feel out of the chair, and now never through controllers.