I didn't think it'd be this bad...

[Radeonx]

At what point did fighting a guy who (from the 5 minute research I've done) seems to specialise in kneeing people in the face before stamping on their head seem like a good idea to you? I mean, props and everything, but really? How did "Hey, I want to fight this guy... without a weapon" form in your head under any other category than "shit I should never do"

Well, it's not like I have no fighting experience whatsoever, I'm a black belt in two different martial arts.
I just wanted a bench mark as to where I was, and I thought that I'd be able to get out of the clinch before he landed more than 2 or 3 knees. That was not the case, and I got kneed quite a few times.

 

[infamoose]

getting shot multiple times. that didn't feel too good

 

[tehroc]

The beginning and the end is passing a stone. The most unbearable and constant pain I have ever experienced.

 

[Zap Rowsdower]

The worst pain I have ever felt was about 30 minutes after I had 6 of my teeth removed. It also took what seemed like an eternity to get the painkillers.

 

[WhiteShadow2401]

LASIK... the first day was hell. (At least, it was for me... I couldn't do anything because of the pain)

 

[Drakmeire]

getting my ear pulled on... it sucks

 

[minimacker]

Cracking my neck. I bent it so far back, I just heard a "clack!" and had lost my breath for about 15 seconds. It felt like forever. It was the top most scariest thing I had ever done in my entire life.
Not being able to breath sucks.

 

[Mr Metzger]

Cruciate Ligament and Cartilage Damage in my knee. I thought all football players were just being the usual over dramatic pussies that they are but by god was that sore and still is sore almost 20 weeks after

 

[Sacman]

Playing the guitar with bleeding fingers for dramatic effect... it wasn't very dramatic but it did hurt a lot...

 

[Communist partisan]

Crash whith a snowracer, broke my leg and got operated two times cos' of it

 

[Acier]

Menstrual Cramps.

"Slight cramping" my ass.

 

[Blindswordmaster]

Sparred the Grandmaster. That 75 year old man kicked my ass but, to my credit, I got back up every time he hit me.
When I had my wisdom teeth removed I was on Vicadin. Now that's a drug! I just sat there and watched TV for three days. I didn't even change the channel.

 

[Wardnath]

Accidentally elbowed a glass and sliced the elbow open. Didn't really hurt that bad until I went to get it stitched up. I got the anaesthetic injected into the open wound.

FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU

Also, I used to have a pair of ingrown toenails. Which I kicked around a lot.

FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

 

[ARatherHandsomeGent]

Not a pain thing, but I tried to drink an entire bottle of tomato sauce. It was revolting and I was sick after just 1/6th of the bottle.

 

[TG MLPDashie]

well i've never broken a bone or that ^^ (lucky i guess) but i've fallen out of a tree. it hurt but i walked it off

 

[newfiegirl 110]

When I had my first lifeline put in. It was supposed to be a quick procedure, but they ended up having to make an incision in my throat, and because it was so close to my windpipe, they couldn't deaden it fully. I was awake the whole time, and the anesthesioloist would watch me reactions. When the tears welled up in my eyes, he would get the surgeon to stop and add some more deadening. To top it off, when they went to move me back to recovery, the wounds in my chest tore open, and they had to rush me back to the OR. The nurse was literally kneeling on the stretcher with me, putting all her weight on the cuts. I turned the most unattractive shades of black/purple/green that you have ever seen.

 

[Actual]

I've had a cotton bud inserted down my penis, that was surprisingly painful.

0__0
WTF

I had an infection, not an STI I may add since that's the usual assumption. They needed a swab for a culture and I had to have a cotton bud put all the way down basically. Apparently it should only be about an inch and a half but well...it was cold and they were sticking things in it so not my proudest outing ever.

I remember getting a UTI in university, fucking ***** arse doctors and nurses kept talking about me like it was a sexual infection and I'd only ever been with my girlfriend and I knew she was faithful but they would not fucking listen.

And I did not get an apology when it turned out just to be a urinary tract infection, cunts.

OT: The swelling that accompanied the UTI was the most painful thing I've ever experienced.

 

[StonkThis]

Wart removal with liquid nitrogen, but after the first time I was fine.
Tonsillectomy.
I also have to get my wisdom teeth out when I reach that age, and that's going to be fun fun...
Oh, and the movie Bounty Hunter....

Shit movie.