"I don't recall owning THAT..."

[Jou-LotD]

The day after a 14 hour gig at one of my local clubs I woke up in my bed with sunglasses on. Couple of things wrong with this:

1. I didn't have them when I went there the day before.
2. Who the hell takes sunglasses to an indoor gig in a dark club, in the middle of winter then either gives them to me or loses them?

A legend once said, "The sun never sets on cool." - JCM

 

[nicholaxxx]

*whips out robe and pipe* yes, it was the year year 2003 if I recall right, I was but in the third grade. I remember looking on my bookshelf for something to read and much to my surprise I found a copy of 'nine lives, book three' by lucy daniels. since it was (from what I could tell from the cover art) about cats, I picked that ***** up and read it to shit. I recall finishing it on the way to our destination on a feild trip to some sort of museum. *puffs on pipe* yes, those were the days... *reminices, puts pipe away, keeps robe*

 

[Cargando]

This happens to me every morning. I am like a zombie when I've just woke up.

 

[SlightDelirium]

I found a 2 liter bottle of Coca-Cola in my closet.

The thing is, I just cleaned it out the day before, and all I had there were 2 bottles of vodka, a bottle of whiskey and a couple of shot glasses.

sounds like your closet is a pretty happenin' joint.

 

[Conqueror Kenny]

I've actually got a weird story about this. A few weeks ago I was on holiday somewhere in Turkey, I left my hotel room to go out for the day and when I got back that night there were an odd pair of different sized sandals on the floor in my room. Nothing was missing and there was nothing other than the sandals added. I went to the reception and basically asked "What up with the sandals?" they asked the maids and everyone with a key. Apparently nobody had even been in the room that day (I was sleeping until like 1 so I told the maid not to bother).
I blame Batman, he's up to something.

 

[eatenbyagrue]

I found a 2 liter bottle of Coca-Cola in my closet.

The thing is, I just cleaned it out the day before, and all I had there were 2 bottles of vodka, a bottle of whiskey and a couple of shot glasses.

sounds like your closet is a pretty happenin' joint.

It's my booze closet. I got a petty big room, so I have friends over for drinks every now and then.

 

[JanatUrlich]

I have an extra memory card for my playstation 2 with a load of random games on it. The thing is, I don't know anyone with any of these games D= It's just been chilling in my house for about 6 months and no-one's claimed it yet

 

[Takoto]

I once got home from my cousins and randomly in my pocket there was a Pokémon Figure of Abra, now, I like Pokémon, but my Cousin does not, so I couldn't have picked it up from his.

Very odd.

 

[Segadroid]

This happens to me every morning. I am like a zombie when I've just woke up.

So you also found an ice cream in your hand while waking up?

 

[Ninjaottsel]

I once found a picture someone had drawn stuck to the other side of my pillow. No idea how it happened cos I had been home alone for a few days and im pretty sure none of my mates who came round went into my room :S

 

[Cargando]

This happens to me every morning. I am like a zombie when I've just woke up.

So you also found an ice cream in your hand while waking up?

Oh no, I mean I wake up and forget where I am for a few minutes. It's very confusing.

 

[Davey Woo]

My pockets seem to randomly generate £5 notes. Which is useful.

 

[SlightDelirium]

My pockets seem to randomly generate £5 notes. Which is useful.

I need your pants, sir.

(boy if I had a dollar for every time I've said that...)

 

[Segadroid]

My pockets seem to randomly generate £5 notes. Which is useful.

I need your pants, sir.

(boy if I had a dollar for every time I've said that...)

Then you should have one dollar.

 

[Davey Woo]

My pockets seem to randomly generate £5 notes. Which is useful.

I need your pants, sir.

(boy if I had a dollar for every time I've said that...)

Then you wouldn't need my trousers would you?

 

[Sixties Spidey]

A gun. No, really! An actual gun with live ammo.

 

[SlightDelirium]

My pockets seem to randomly generate £5 notes. Which is useful.

I need your pants, sir.

(boy if I had a dollar for every time I've said that...)

Then you wouldn't need my trousers would you?

Touche. Damn.

 

[El Poncho]

My pockets make money over a period of 1week. It is magicalz.

 

[Toaster Hunter]

There are at least four pairs of sandals in my closet. I never wear sandals, have never purchased sandals, no one in my family has either, but somehow they are in my possession. I honestly don't know how they got there.

 

[Miss_M]

I suppose it's kind of the reverse because I know I own it, but I came home from holiday to find my duvet cover missing (it was on my bed when I left and now is nowhere in the house). Also for some reason my room now smells faintly of fish.

Might have something to do with the call from the police we had whilst in France regarding my brother's secret houseparty that got out of control thanks to facebook. But I'd rather not dwell on how that and the dissappearance are linked.