I finally found a use for the Twilight fan girls!

[Eskay]

So Twilight fan-girls are used as. . cattle for mating with?

In the context of mating, I find your metaphors disturbing.

 

[The Infamous Scamola]

So Twilight fan-girls are used as. . cattle for mating with?

Apparently.

But I must point out that the fatal flaw in this plan is that unfortunately, while you could technically pass yourself off as a vampire, you still wouldn't be a Robert-Pattison-looking vampire, so no dice.

 

[Deity1986]

So Twilight fan-girls are used as. . cattle for mating with?

Mating suggests the production of offspring.
This is more like wham, bam, thank you retard.

 

[G1eet]

I guess your God put stupid people here for a reason, though.
Maybe this is it.

Maybe it's because he has a sense of humor.

 

[captainwolfos]

I don't see where Emo's come into it...

I also find it amusing that I have never met a Twilight fanboy/girl in real life and yet can't avoid the Twilight haters on the internet, it's somewhat ironic.

Aren't you the lucky one? My sister happens to be one ¬_¬
It's quite embarrassing, really...

 

[Chimpzy_v1legacy]

Dammit, not emo or christian. No jailbait for me then.

 

[Aschenkatza]

If you actually managed to get laid using that, then you deserve it.
Won't work on normal females though, you need to have 100% proof the chick is a total twilight fan!!

 

[Diablini]

You mislead me. I thought you found the actual use for tWILIGHT fan girls - sex.

 

[DagothGares]

I thought you were going to mention alternative fuel sources...

 

[Leppyman]

I am sorry dude, but I was having a completely shity time past 2 day, I saw this, and I laughed so freaking hard, My friend next door heard me, and came over to see what was so funny.

 

[SoonerMatt]

Have you SEEN Twilight fangirls? Why would you want to sleep with that?

 

[Vision of Division]

Outside the Williard building here at Penn State, you can usually find an old man called the Williard Preacher preaching about various things and how they're somehow related to God. The Atheist and Agnostic organization often has people there participating in heated debates with the old fart. I chose to observe and take part in the discussion, and at the end, another Christian and I took part in some friendly banter with the atheists (They had a great sense of humor).

Before I left, I mentioned that I had once seen Jesus described as a zombie with magical powers. The lead atheist chimed in that Jesus was really more like a vampire than a zombie, as far as undead beings go.

This is what our conversation became:

Other Christian: "Well, Jesus is more like a reverse-vampire, since we're supposed to be drinking his blood."

Atheist: "Well, in some iterations, you must drink the blood a vampire to become a vampire."

Me: "So...we're vampires then?"
You should get like, a Nobel Prize or something. You deserve it more than Al Gore, that's for sure

Then I realised that if I could get the Twilight fan-girls to believe that, I could get every young, emo Christian man laid!

And there you have it.

I have found a use for the Twilight fan-girls.

Any thoughts? Like...is this moral?

You should get like a Nobel prize or something. You'd deserve it more than Al gore, that's for sure

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Wot? I thought God put stupid people here for cannon fodder when our enemies attempt to hack our heads off (like they often try to do).
Edit: That or help us tend to our businesses while we are away.

 

[antipunt]

Maybe it's because he has a sense of humor.

Possibly, but if she does, it involves whips and baseball bats rather than rubber duckies and pies.

Someone is apparently taking lessons from Johnny Knoxville

 

[wewontdie11]

I'd rather put them to use as a cheap abundant source of fuel by burning them in power plants. If we could also harness the hate shown by everybody else towards them we'd solve the renewable energy crisis altogether so long as Stephenie Meyer is still alive and writing.