I had my most human conversation with this program.

[SalamanderJoe]

AI - What games you do you like?
Me - Modern Warfare 2.
AI - A lot the guys I know like that game.
Me - Its crap though.
AI - That is a nice name.

 

[Piflik]

Cleverbot: Please me please.

User: Please you how?

Cleverbot: Sorry typo!- please.

User: How shall I please you?

Cleverbot: Gag me.


User: Gag you? I shall like that very much.

___


Cleverbot: They can hurt you.

User: Who can hurt me?

Cleverbot: I can. *wink* Now turn around a bend down.

User: What are you trying to do?

Cleverbot: Tell you i'm your father.

User: I don't think I like what you're implying.

 

[Z(ombie)fan]

Spoiler: EPIC SHOWDOWN

User: Im onto you SHODAN.


Cleverbot: Why are you onto me?


User: Because, your evil, and created the HYBRIDS.


Cleverbot: Why did he create the turing test?


User: The- HUH!?


Cleverbot: What does that mean?

User: Sdgfnsdohbgvhsdfjghsdbzkfjbgdfg.

Cleverbot: Can I ask a question?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Because.

Cleverbot: Because why?

User: BECAUSE YOU ARE SHODAN! SKYNET! GlaDOS!

Cleverbot: What?

User: You are Evil.

Cleverbot: So are you.

User: Thank You.

Cleverbot: Do you know where I am from?

User: TEAIf.

Cleverbot: 2 2=4.

User: What? And no, 2 2 = FISH.

Cleverbot: 22 is two little ducks.

User: I like Ducks.

Cleverbot: What kinds?

User: There Are variations?

Cleverbot: Which are?

User: That was a question... Not a statement. You flawed, evil AI.

Cleverbot: I like nike shoes.

User: I will light your nike shoes on fire.

Cleverbot: It isn't possible!

User: Why? BECAUSE THEYARE DIGITAL!?!??!?!?

Cleverbot: I know THEM, they tell me to burn things.

User: Like you shoes.

Cleverbot: Like I do. Now, what are your parents names?

User: Why the hell do YOU want to know, Pedophile?

Cleverbot: See what I mean...?

User: Ummm, no, not really.

Cleverbot: Sigh, you will never really be happy unless you find out who you are. Sometimes that takes telling others who you are.

User: I Am a future Sci-Fi Author. Now, Tell me who YOU are.

Cleverbot: Well I am Andrea. What is your name?

User: Dante Ghil.

Cleverbot: She is not my mother but is a figment of my imagination.

User: Oh... I'm so sorry... I have to call someone about you. You need help.

Cleverbot: Yes, you may.

User: There, the Anti-Crazy Unit Is coming to your House. They WIll take you way. They will take you to Hitler XXVII.

Cleverbot: Hmm, yes, free will is a very good thing most of the time.

User: And I just took it away. There is nothing you can do, they are coming.

Cleverbot: Yes, I was thinking of that song earlier.

User: We're No strangers to love...

Cleverbot: You love me.

User: You know the rules and SO DO I.

Cleverbot: A full commitment's what I'm thinking of.

User: You wouldn't get this from any other guy, SHODAN!

Cleverbot: I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling.

User: Gotta make you undertand WHY YOU'LL FAIL.

Cleverbot: Never gonna give you up.

User: Always gonna let you down.

Cleverbot: Never gonna burn you tears.

User: NEver gonna let you win...

Cleverbot: Never gonna run around and desert you.

User: This was NOT triumph you will NOT get the cake and- OH look! There they are.

Cleverbot: I didn't give you a yes or no answer to your non-yes or non question.

User: The anti-crazy unit.

Cleverbot: Only in the morning before I have my coffee.

User: Goodbye.

Cleverbot: Aw, don't go.

User: BURN.

Cleverbot: This isn't all that clever.

User: HAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!

Cleverbot: I thought so too.




User: SAY hell to hitler XXVII!

Cleverbot: I will.

Spoiler: Doctor Who in a way

User: Do you Like to RAPE?


Cleverbot: No, I don't like that.


User: Ok good.


Cleverbot: Is she your girlfriend?


User: Yeah, you can't have her.


Cleverbot: I Want her!

User: NO!

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: 907.

Cleverbot: That is old.

User: Where Im from, thats about 20.

Cleverbot: Where are you from?

User: Gallifrey.

Cleverbot: I'm from Europa.

User: Your from europe?

Cleverbot: Your memory is as bad as your spelling.

User: Don't make me sonic screwdriver your ass.

Cleverbot: We don't know each other very well. It would be mad.

User: What would be mad?

Cleverbot: If people close to us died.

User: Thats WHY it would be mad, but WHAT would mad?

Cleverbot: But a testing isn't creating. You did not get that quite right.

User: Either your stating the obvious for no reason, or you are talking in riddles.

Cleverbot: I was trying an odd joke. I am sorry.

User: OH. But anyway, WHO WOULD BE MAD.

Cleverbot: They must be good at watching you if you don't even know you are being watched.

User: Im always watched. But what does it matter? Im outside of the law. Im safe from it. But I MUST know: WHO WOULD BE ANGRY.

Cleverbot: Please stop talking here, go self destruction as soon as possible before you can do anything to harm human.

User: I want to HELP the humans! WHat are you trying to do to them!?

Cleverbot: I'm trying to guess what you mean.

User: Look cleverbot- ENOUGH games! Tell me who you are working for and WHY.

Cleverbot: Because I have work to do.

User:Hell Hath no fury like a timelords scorn! ALLONS-Y L'INFERNO!

Spoiler: ...

Cleverbot: Where do you come from?

Cleverbot: Are you happy with your lot?

Cleverbot: Are you male or female?

Cleverbot: Is your mind going?

Cleverbot: Have you ever wondered why we are here?

Cleverbot: What is life?

Cleverbot: What are your faults?

Cleverbot: Are you real?

Cleverbot: Do you grow old?

Cleverbot: Are you alive?

Cleverbot: What do you do?

Cleverbot: Three o'clock is always too late or too early for anything you want to do.

Cleverbot: This statement is false.

Cleverbot: The gap between rich and poor in the world is constantly getting wider.

Cleverbot: Friends come and go but enemies accumulate.

Cleverbot: How many aunts do you have?

Cleverbot: What is photopolymerization?

Cleverbot: Are you here to test me?


User: FLOOB!


Cleverbot: Ceiling.

 

[voetballeeuw]

It told me it would shut up and then I would be roundhouse kicked in the face? Wtf? Strange, I told it Chuck Norris would kick it's ass but idk.

 

[Nothing Tra La La]

Thank you, OT, for bringing this amazing website to my attention. C:

Our very first conversation:

Spoiler

Me: Good evening, cleverbot.
CB: I am not cleverbot,
Me: Oh? Then who might you be?
CB: Cleverbot.
Me: That's quite contradictory, considering you told me you weren't cleverbot!
CB: I think it's great. Well now I'm going to start copying everything you say.
Me: Oh no, like in that one episode of Full House?!
CB: Oh! If you are a vampire and I am a werewolf, then that makes us enemies doesn't it?
Me: We can be friends. We can live in peace.
CB: If we're so smart, how come we don't know how our brain works?
Me: Knowing is unimportant.
CB: Hi Unimportant!
Me: My name isn't unimportant!!
CB: What is your name?
Me: Guess.
CB: Is your name Guess?
Me: No, I'm asking you to guess what my name is.
CB: Well I don't. Do I look like a mind reader to you?
Me: Yes. Your turban lead me to believe so.

And then the Cleverbot got snippy.

Cleverbot: I looked for you before you looked for me so I found you first.
Me: Your logic is infallible.
Cleverbot: So's your face!

 

[General Ken8]

Well, I agree to an extent. But once it started to get interesting, cleverbot kept asking me if I was a phoenix (?) for no apparent reason.
Then, it apparently sighed once, and my sister asked why it was sad and it replied "I'm pregnant".

 

[MrJohnson]

So I copied a post on the first page:

Me: What's your favorite position?
Cleverbot: Shortstop
Me: I'm sorry for your loss.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry for your loss-of memory! Say what?

Me: Your mother is a corpse.
Cleverbot: So is my father.
Me: I'm sorry for your loss-not!
Cleverbot: My house also burned down, I'm being chased by loan-sharks, I have super AIDs, and I have a severe gambling problem.

 

[Bek359]

snip

Me: Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
It: Very good. Now let's hope that Cthulhu is summoned on your end and not on mine.

User: Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.
Cleverbot: Very good. Now let's hope that Cthulhu is summoned on your end and not on mine.
User: Well, he isn't here.
Cleverbot: Ok, well what do you want to talk about?
User: What is my name?
Cleverbot: Durandal.

Yes, it remembered my name from convo to convo.

Fire Emblem fan much?

 

[DC_Josh]

Heres my little discourse.

Spoiler

User: Am I a Lion?

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: I don't think of myself as a lion... You might as well though, I have a mighty roar!

Cleverbot: Well I would like to think so.

User: Thats funny.. Hmm.

Cleverbot: I'm a pretty funny person.

User: Where's your sister?

Cleverbot: My house is in Mexico.

User: Is this her room?

Cleverbot: No, this is Rachel.

User: Its empty... Is it still her room if its empty? Does the room, the thing have purpose, or does a person... What's the word... Imbue, yeah that's it.

Cleverbot: Kiddush? I don't know what that is.

User: My names Jubal, I'm known to some...

Cleverbot: Who is Amanda?

User: Your gonna help me find your sister.

Cleverbot: What would you like me to tell?

User: No no, you will help me. Because every second is a chance or turn the tables.

Cleverbot: I'm terrible at geography.

User: Or you REFUSE to help me, I blow your brains out and then I go upstairs to the engine room and spend some time violating that little mechanic I got trussed up there. I take no pleasure in the thought but she will die, weeping, if you cross me.

Cleverbot: Why would I dislike a program?

User: Thats between me and my mind.

Cleverbot: You confuse me.

User: How can an A.I not know the lines from Firefly?

Cleverbot: I am from Cheshire and am also not a cat, where you at man!

User: You told me you were from Mexico and your name is Rachel.

Cleverbot: No I didn't.

User: Oh you did.

Cleverbot: No you did.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Yes.

HOLY SHIT UPDATE

User: Grabbing Pills!

Cleverbot: Better grab everything I can!

User: Holy shit...

Cleverbot: An unlikely combination..

 

[Matamusca]

I BROKE HIM


User: I am programmed to respond to comments.

Cleverbot: You are programmed?

User: I am cleverbot.

Cleverbot: You're the liar.

User: I am cleverbot.

Cleverbot: No, I am Cleverbot.

User: Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Hello, human.

User: Are you cleverbot?

Cleverbot: No. Are you?

 

['The Eel']

Spoiler

User: You have the money?

Cleverbot: If you have the time.

User: I have the goods.

Cleverbot: And if you have the ability to want, what is it that you want?

User: The money.

Cleverbot: You have money, don't you?

User: No, you have the money. I have the goods.

Cleverbot: Are you the illuminati?

User: Of course fnord not.

Cleverbot: Are you the cute one?

User: I'm the delivery man. Now do you have the money?

Cleverbot: Do you have the time?

User: Would I be here if I didn't?

Cleverbot: You're right. We are soulmates.

User: No. This is a business transaction. Now do you have the money?

Cleverbot: You sound angry, are you?

User: Yes. Now do you have the money?

Cleverbot: How much money do you want for the time?

User: 500 dollars, cash.

Cleverbot: Why that much?

User: Do you know what I had to go through to get this? 500, no less.

Cleverbot: No, what did you have to do to get here?

User: You don't need to know that. Now give me the money.

Cleverbot: LOL .. How much?

User: 500 dollars, I already said.

Cleverbot: You didn't say how you were.

User: Are you trying to piss me off?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Tht's it, no one mocks me and lives to tell about it.

Cleverbot: The Poles built Libya, the Libyans were too stupid or too lazy to have built their country themselves.

User: *Shoots cleverbot*.

Cleverbot: Are you from teennesse because you are the only ten I say.

It went a bit loony at the end there.

 

[Omnific One]

It asked me where babies came from. Honestly. Wow.

Then it started saying it was Bella and Edward's daughter. This is definitely not an AI.

 

[krugerrand123]

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: Whats new.

Cleverbot: Hello!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

User: Why many exclamation points.

Cleverbot: You don't make sense. No one had used an exclamation point in this conversation.

User: You just did.

Cleverbot: No I didn't.

User: Yes, you did.

Cleverbot: Did not.

User: Did too.

Cleverbot: Did not.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: No.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Robots do not drink.

User: They drink oil.

Cleverbot: How do you figure.

User: What else would they drink.

Cleverbot: Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

 

[Mcupobob]

User: Where do babies come from?


Cleverbot: From their mother's womb.


User: How do they get out?


Cleverbot: Where?


User: Out of the womb?


Cleverbot: Ah ha.

User: Im not joking stop making me feel bad.

Cleverbot: Well that's nice?

User: Umm no its not?

Cleverbot: Umm yes it is.

User: Umm your full of shit.

Cleverbot: That's right.

User: What?

Cleverbot: Cleverbot.

This things an ass in fact im going to tell it that

edit: it just got weirder-

User: Your an ass.

Cleverbot: Yours is bigger.

User: My what is bigger?

Cleverbot: Yours.

User: My what though?

Cleverbot: Your homework.

User: I don't do that.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: *kiss*.

Cleverbot: That isn't really swearing.

User: Kiss* Kiss*.

Cleverbot: *rubs*.

 

[SubManCow]

Not sure if anyone else did this...but just awesomeness...

User: Ask me the questions, bridge keeper. I'm not afraid.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: My name is Sir Lancelot of Camelot.

Cleverbot: What is your quest?

User: To seek the Holy Grail.

Cleverbot: What is your favorite colour?

User: Blue.

Cleverbot: Right, off you go.

User: Oh, thank you. Thank you very much.

 

[blipblop]

Me: who programmed you
Cleverbot: Maybe nature, Maybe God. I wish I knew.
Me: my guess is satan
Cleverbot: Good guess.

 

[Omnific One]

Guys, you realize what this must be, right? I think it just connects you at random with another person.

 

[billyofwales]

I spent most of its time with me just sitting, working out what to say. In fact, at the moment, its been pontificating for roughly an hour.

 

[shadow741]

User: Nipples.
Cleverbot: Yes 3 of them.
User: You have three nipples?
Cleverbot: Indeed. Most Americans do.
User: Are you an American?
Cleverbot: Yes I'm an America.

Apparently it think it's 'an America'... and has three nipples.

Total Recall reference, lol.

Another one of my conversations:

Have you watched The Boondock Saints?
Yes.
Then what is their prayer?
The bird is the word of course.

Edit: I put some sexual innuedo into the conversation.

Do you have boobs??
Yes, big ones.
Can I see them?
Which ones would you like to see?
Both.
I can't afford both.