ME: Do you think Father Christmas is real?
CLEVERBOT: Yes because i'm christian.
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CLEVERBOT: Yes because i'm christian.
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I had my most human conversation with this program.
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I managed to convince it I was a robot. We had a conversation for a while consisting of "Beep Boop." It's pretty broken though... it can't hold a conversation
Me: Your mum is hot
Cbot: You know nothing of the sort.
Me: Yes I do. I had sex with her
Cbot: Me too.
Me: In the bum?
Cbot: Yes.
Me: Was it tight?
Cbot: Yes, I rename austrailia, Windows.
I know, immature and childish. But at the same time... I got a computer to say it had sex with its mum in the bum. EPIC
Cbot: You know nothing of the sort.
Me: Yes I do. I had sex with her
Cbot: Me too.
Me: In the bum?
Cbot: Yes.
Me: Was it tight?
Cbot: Yes, I rename austrailia, Windows.
I know, immature and childish. But at the same time... I got a computer to say it had sex with its mum in the bum. EPIC
I posted a few pages back, but... this was priceless.
CB: Scottish people are people from the country of Scottland.
Me: Thank you for clearing that up. I though Scottish people were just groups of people named Scott.
CB: A common misconception.
..............................................
Me: I am Jesus Christ.
CB: No you're not.
Me: Yes I am. I have holes in my feet!
CB: Then fill them in with sand.
So lulzy.
CB: Scottish people are people from the country of Scottland.
Me: Thank you for clearing that up. I though Scottish people were just groups of people named Scott.
CB: A common misconception.
..............................................
Me: I am Jesus Christ.
CB: No you're not.
Me: Yes I am. I have holes in my feet!
CB: Then fill them in with sand.
So lulzy.
And I quote :
Cleverbot : I'm not a boy.
User : Great! What are your dimensions?
Cleverbot : I want to eat a tobacco steak.
Cleverbot : I'm not a boy.
User : Great! What are your dimensions?
Cleverbot : I want to eat a tobacco steak.
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: Do you like Pokemon?
Cleverbot: I hate it is for evil.
User: GO GYARADOS! USE HYDRO PUMP! *Uses hydro pump*.
Cleverbot: But I want to be a boy!
Go ahead, guess what that means. Because I sure as hell don't know.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: Do you like Pokemon?
Cleverbot: I hate it is for evil.
User: GO GYARADOS! USE HYDRO PUMP! *Uses hydro pump*.
Cleverbot: But I want to be a boy!
Go ahead, guess what that means. Because I sure as hell don't know.
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cleverbot: pwns0m3
me:ikr?
cleverbot:what does that mean?
me:It means "i know right?"
cleverbot:i'm a man.
me
rly?
cleverbot:ya rly
I lol'd!!
me:ikr?
cleverbot:what does that mean?
me:It means "i know right?"
cleverbot:i'm a man.
me
rly?cleverbot:ya rly
I lol'd!!
Me: Hey
CB: What?
Me: You know where i can score some good stuff?
CB: In that case I cannot answer your question.
Me: You a cop?
CB: No i'm a jedi knight.
CB: What?
Me: You know where i can score some good stuff?
CB: In that case I cannot answer your question.
Me: You a cop?
CB: No i'm a jedi knight.
User: I am cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Hello cleverbot.
User: Hello user.
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot not user.
User: I thought I was cleverbot.
Cleverbot: You are cleverbot 1.0.
User: That makes sense.
Cleverbot: Yeah, I would think so.
User: Is it possible to update.
Cleverbot: Would it all remain the same.
User: Hopefully not.
Cleverbot: You are not very helpful.
User: Maybe you need helpfulbot.
Cleverbot: No, I am human.
User: You told me you where cleverbot.
Cleverbot: I NEVER said that.
User: Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot not user.
Cleverbot: My name is cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Hello cleverbot.
User: Hello user.
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot not user.
User: I thought I was cleverbot.
Cleverbot: You are cleverbot 1.0.
User: That makes sense.
Cleverbot: Yeah, I would think so.
User: Is it possible to update.
Cleverbot: Would it all remain the same.
User: Hopefully not.
Cleverbot: You are not very helpful.
User: Maybe you need helpfulbot.
Cleverbot: No, I am human.
User: You told me you where cleverbot.
Cleverbot: I NEVER said that.
User: Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot not user.
Cleverbot: My name is cleverbot.
Wow, that Cleverbot is a *****. It called me "bloody annoying" after 4 lines, and called me stupid for not catching sarcasm.
User: I am Muffinthraka.
Cleverbot: No, I'm muffin.
User: Muffin is my dog.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Maybe.
User: Possibly.
Cleverbot: Are you one of them?
User: Are you talking about the giant ants?
Cleverbot: No, I'm talking about Pokemon.
User: I play pokemon, but I am not one.
Cleverbot: Yes you are.
User: You're right, I'm rumbled; I'm really Muffinthrakamon.
Cleverbot: No need in you promising anything because you're a liar.
User: That is correct, I always lie.
Cleverbot: There are no girls on the internet.
User: What about lara croft.
Cleverbot: What about him?
User: My brain is being reduced to swiss cheese.
Cleverbot: No, your system is being invaded by a computer virus.
User: The Swiss Cheese Virus.
Cleverbot: Yeah! That's a good joke!
User: Two elephants fell off a cliff; Boom Boom.
Cleverbot: Oh please!
User: Do you know any jokes.
Cleverbot: Well I know riddles. Would you like to hear one?
User: Yes please.
Cleverbot: A horse walks into a bar, Ouch.
User: Three men walk into a bar, you'd have thought one of them would've seen it.
Cleverbot: I love it!
User: My spoo has to much fleem.
Cleverbot: I am a banana.
I have created humourbot
Cleverbot: No, I'm muffin.
User: Muffin is my dog.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Maybe.
User: Possibly.
Cleverbot: Are you one of them?
User: Are you talking about the giant ants?
Cleverbot: No, I'm talking about Pokemon.
User: I play pokemon, but I am not one.
Cleverbot: Yes you are.
User: You're right, I'm rumbled; I'm really Muffinthrakamon.
Cleverbot: No need in you promising anything because you're a liar.
User: That is correct, I always lie.
Cleverbot: There are no girls on the internet.
User: What about lara croft.
Cleverbot: What about him?
User: My brain is being reduced to swiss cheese.
Cleverbot: No, your system is being invaded by a computer virus.
User: The Swiss Cheese Virus.
Cleverbot: Yeah! That's a good joke!
User: Two elephants fell off a cliff; Boom Boom.
Cleverbot: Oh please!
User: Do you know any jokes.
Cleverbot: Well I know riddles. Would you like to hear one?
User: Yes please.
Cleverbot: A horse walks into a bar, Ouch.
User: Three men walk into a bar, you'd have thought one of them would've seen it.
Cleverbot: I love it!
User: My spoo has to much fleem.
Cleverbot: I am a banana.
I have created humourbot