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BeanBurrito

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I actually like children. I guess I'm one of those people who can socially deal and get along with somebody with less maturity without feeling the need to kill them. OH WHO AM I KIDDING, THEY HAVE HIGH PITCHED VOICES AND THAT ANNOYS ME BECAUSE MY EARS HAVE BEEN TUNED TO ONLY THE RUMBLE OF MY XBOX 360 AS I SIT IN A PITCH BLACK ROOM EATING CHEETOS AND DRINKING MOUNTAIN DEW.
 

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I am 16 and I hate the kids who give everyone else below the age of 18 a bed reputation. It seems stupid to me that everyone would think that all kids/teenagers are idiots just because the majority of the online ones are. Well at least my voice is deep enough that no one can tell my real age.
 

forever saturday

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i have never played counter strike, and thats why im never going to. honestly i think kids should be kept at boarding schools or whatever, forced to learn, and never let allowed to leave the boarding school place until theyre sixteen. at least.
 

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forever saturday said:
i have never played counter strike, and thats why im never going to. honestly i think kids should be kept at boarding schools or whatever, forced to learn, and never let allowed to leave the boarding school place until theyre sixteen. at least.
You're kidding, right? Please tell me you're kidding, because if you're not, you're a retard.
 

Lunar6

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My hatred is placed mostly on ages 1 to 5 or 6 years. After aruond that time, the kids seem to know better, at least the ones I've been around (like my little twin cousins, who only really PO'd me once in my life, and now they're supposedley these prodigies of the second grade--that, and they have a room filled with a dozen or so lego models, the smallest one being upwards of 500 pieces). So, for me, they're fine once they hit the late single digits, even if they can be snarky (as Hell).

That said, I've known to have less tolerance for my high school classmates who consisted of ADD-riddled ghetto-punk wannabes, pregnant 20-somethings, spray-tanned girls leaking topless photos of themselves for the boys' celphones, and fantasy-footbal fans who only play it because half of them suck at the real thing despite being on the team. 'Course, it's only my senior class I'm talking about.

I mean, I know, which high school isn't like that today?
 

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Aardvark said:
Get over yourself and mute the parasites. Even in text, you come off as the dick.

I kicked a baby, once. The stupid thing crawled away from its parents and decided to be directly in front of my boot. Being the cheerful soul I am, I'm not looking downward enough to notice this. Boom! Baby flies for a bit, I keep walking and I'm out of suspect range by the time the thing starts bawling.

I did the same thing to a toddler another time. Some people think I should slow down. I think they should keep their spawn on leashes.
Nothing bothers me more than being told to mute someone. I almost always get killed while doing so and I play competitively for rankings. Its good to be an admin i will say. I would have banned those squeeky little children.
 

Etrius_the_seraphim

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im a kid but i never act like a little dip shit when i play gears online, in fact kids my age that act like little dip shits instantly get fragg tagged by me just to piss them off because i hate them too
 

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mendez said:
Kids are only fun for one thing. And that's confusing the shit out of them.
Everytime the annoying ones are on Live I use really long obscure words and listen to thier reactions.

The best thing to do is turn ur mic down kinda listen to what to thier saying and hunt them down only killing them. This works a treat because it shows how painfully poor they are at playing (especially fun if they have a geust with them because the geust has probably been owned by this person in split screen and thinks thier awesome).
Im 17 and I rarely use my mic. I have it on on the off chance that someone has something good to say or in left 4 dead where you can hear the other team as well. Most of the time I have my mic on mute so I don't annoy the hell out of others and I have my headset volume relatively low.
 

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Bored Tomatoe said:
If only you could hit people through the internet.
too true...
i was playing team snipers on hardcore i believe. and this kid kept saying my name talk to me....im like shut the f**k up this is a silent match type. hes started goin off on me so i told him to grow a pair and to study for a spelling test and he started to cry and left....good times..havent been on XBL since then
 

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When i was a kid, im sure i was pretty awful.

All the "grow sum pubes lolZ" kinds of comments tho, that stuff makes me crazy, and I have a good enough memory to know I never behaved like that.

I blame the schools... and parents.
 

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Bored Tomatoe said:
If only you could hit people through the internet.
I wish I had one of those old school Nintendo light guns and whatever I shot at would get hit with a mild electric shock. Or something equally painful.
 

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I do believe there's a penny arcade comic somewhat related to this, Gabe invents a product that lets you choke people over the internet, believe it was called "I Choke U"
 

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MikeTheElf said:
UNKNOWNINCOGNITO said:
there are about 3 diffrent type of kids

annoying

retarted

parasites

worth knowing

But just take a look back when you were a kid? everything was different to what it is now the only thing that makes a annoying kid is a crap parent
Just pointing out: that's 4 types.

On topic, it's not so much "kids" as i would define as persons who attend middle school or lower education, but teenagers-my peers-that attend high school, and some in college.

Agreed, kids have annoying voices, though they can't help it. Muting them is easy enough, and if all they do is bother you, you shouldn't mind muting them and "missing out on part of the conversation". There are the kids who talk about nonsense like "the place where they shut off gravity", and usually, considering they're KIDS and don't know better (and are apparently raised on today's corrupted Disney Channel), the best you can do is correct them, that way they learn.

On the topic of annoying teenagers, I have found that these are the people who are playing music, having ridiculous conversations, jeering others, celebrating their kills, and cursing deaths. More importantly, this is generally the group that takes out anger on others when faced with frustration.
you made a few very good points but i can't see

are you defending kids ?

or also hating ?
 

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Well, I am a kid (14) and I am ashamed.
I am ashamed of people younger, and even some people older than me.
I've even got into ridiculous arguments with people, like this one time in Skate., we played Jam, and the kid talked into the mic all the time about random bullshit no one cares about, he had the lowest score, and said "I am winning, you're all noobs".

I told him "Uhh, have you looked at the score board?"
He replied with an endless influx of comments about my mom's schedule, how I'm black, and how black people are homosexual, and just generally "suck".

But I do know from personal experience, that when you grow up, some things you found not interesting turn interesting, and some things you found 'cool' or liked now becomes "WTF?!" material.
Like a few little children that just come and stare at you for a few seconds, just stare, and stare, and stare.

Always reminds me to take a knife where ever I go, but people tell me I did the same thing when I was little. I'm sure all of us are ashamed of what we did as children, what we find to be retarded, now that we're grown-ups (sorta...)
 

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hmm...whats the average age of these kids you hate? At what age do they stop being hateful,vile dickmunchers?
 

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Fraught said:
Well, I am a kid (14) and I am ashamed.
I am ashamed of people younger, and even some people older than me.
I know how you feel. I tend to be a lot more mature than most kids my age.
 

Fraught

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Hookman said:
hmm...whats the average age of these kids you hate? At what age do they stop being hateful,vile dickmunchers?
It seems 21 by NecroSwanson, though people aged 18 can already drink alcohol here, so I don't see the law interfering with growing up.

But it totally depends on the person.
There are even 8-year-olds who are very awesome, although their voice isn't the best, it isn't their fault, and there are old "dickmunchers" too (aged 30 to green bananas)