I hit a seagull with my shoe have you done any thing like that?

[Zyst]

I catched a bird and opened it while alive with a stick, then I took out an organ, dunno which one it was, but it sort of looked like a human kidney.

Just out of interest, on an unrelated note - have you ever been to see a psychologist, at any point?

Anyway, I haven't done anything like that at all. Though on a semi-related note, my brother and his friends decided it would be fun at his old school to throw rocks at a load of birds, and also at some girls (he was about 15 at the time - yeah, he's an idiot...). Only for him to miss, smash a teacher's car windscreen by mistake, and end up having to pay for repairs and get suspended from school for a few days...

No, I haven't. And I did it when I was around 7 years old, mostly out of curiosity. I don't think it demands me going to a psychologist.

 

[Moonlight Butterfly]

No I love animals I have saved numerous rodents and birds from the clutches of my cats though, probably leaving them with PTSD D:.

 

[redisforever]

A fly landed on my nose, and tried exploring my nasal passages, but I sneezed, and it flew into a table, and died.

 

[Isalan]

Bread + Baking Soda = Exploding seagulls

Spent most of my youth in a seaside town where the gulls essentially went urban and pretty much attacked anyone who wasn't paying attention to their food. Few kids I heard about lost fingers and such so I'm not against a wee bit of wanton cruelty to seagulls.

 

[Dango]

My friend once hit a bird during a round of golf, and when I was little use to throw rocks at geese, but that's it...

I don't really like hurting animals...

 

[icame]

I knocked out a 3 year old with a baseball. I was playing baseball with my friends, and I was at bat. When my buddy threw it I hit it as hard as I could. A few seconds later I heard "OH MY GOD!" and ran over there. The mother was PISSSEEEEDDDD. I ran back to my friends after grabbing the baseball. Pansy move you might say but I was only 8.

Why is this relevant you say? You are not a human until you reach the age of 8.

 

[TonyVonTonyus]

I got a seagull stuck in the grill of by car while driving...then it flew out while on the highway. Wait, so THAT'S why everyone was looking at my car.

 

[XIII's Number XIV]

I accidentally kicked one at the beach.

Little bugger pooped on my foot. D:

 

[Sacman]

I sat perfectly still for a half hour before school and a duck came over and sat on my lap... I caught it and brought it to my science class...<.<

...What happened to itafter science cass ?

It crapped on me and flew away...<.<

 

[Octorok]

i once spit a half eaten tootsi-roll onto a squirel, it did a backflip and then took off faster than i thought it could move. it was fucking hilarious.

I love "it did a backflip". Like, that was its priority. Imagine the mind of that squirrel...

*is hit by unknown object*

ATTACK ATTACK, FIRST PERFORM GYMNASTICS THEN TAKE EVASIVE ACTION.

OT : Once, my friends and I saw a preposterous number of seagulls walking into a multi-storey car park. We decided to stop their shenanigans, and capture one to question it about The Seagull Gathering.

Turned into a game of, "Who can get their jacket over a seagull." Wiley bastards, though... Never caught a damn one, and we never discovered what they were up to in that car park...

 

[Rancid0ffspring]

Yesterday i was eating luanch and a very large flock of seagulls came up to me. So i slowly slipped off my shoe and launched it at one and got it right in the head scared them right off. So have you guys and girls done anything like that?

This is all I have to sy about the matter!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jwJ4ekZd_QI

Sorry I'm too pissed to emdeb it properly!

EDIT: Tis A good song...llisten to it

 

[Caer Seraphim]

Hitting a seagull with your shoe? You're mean, dude.

 

[Dasrufken]

My brother once chopped the head off a bumblebee with a kitchen knife... Probably the most ninja moment I've ever witnessed...

 

[kouriichi]

For our last year of school we had this massive bonfire in my friends backyard. ((hes got a really nice firepit))
And to light it, he wanted one of us to fire a flaming arrow at it. So they took a bunch of practice shots the night before and realized they couldnt fire a bow to save theyre lives. So i show up the next day ((night of the bonfire)) and hes like, "You have to make the shot man. I dont care how bad you think you are, at least you wont impale a cat or anything."

So that night, first shot,"BAM!" Dead center in the fire pit, right on top of the puddle of gasoline. Party ended up being a great time, and we even managed to recover the arrow at the end of the night. ((though it wasn't usable again))

 

[sirtommygunn]

I was once riding my bike down the street at night, and a bat (of the animal variety) collided with my face. Somehow I avoided falling off or crashing into anything.

 

[DustyDrB]

I've caught a small fish with my finger once...
I've also hit a seagull or two with a shell or rock, but that's not that special since I basically live on a beach and have ample opportunity to take revenge on those bastards for shitting everywhere (and for trying to steal my sandvich).

 

[mysecondlife]

this is probably not relevant. but it did remind me of the time when I was at sea world and I bought fishes to feed to sea lions/seals. seagulls came at me from everywhere, trying to wrestle fishes from my hands.

 

[Sacman]

I sat perfectly still for a half hour before school and a duck came over and sat on my lap... I caught it and brought it to my science class...<.<

...What happened to itafter science cass ?

It crapped on me and flew away...<.<

... Well you did kidnap it... FOR SCIENCE!

What did your teacher say ?

Nothing much... he was one of those teachers who completely stopped caring about their jobs years ago so he just told me to get rid of the duck...<.<