I left you because......

[Arkhangelsk]

Because that "slut" was your hot twin, and she had a better personality than you!

Why did you leave me in the forest with the werewolf?

 

[SeanTheSheep]

Because I went off with your hot twin, and the werewolf was my twin, you went there yourselves.
Why did you go off with my brother?
For the second time?

 

[Arkhangelsk]

Because he knows what I likes.

Why did you chain me to the top of the Empire State Building?

 

[Arkhangelsk]

Because you have a habit of tying me up, and your sense of clothing is awful.

Why did you leave me with no chocolate?

 

[Julianking93]

Because you won't stop screaming at me.

Why leave poor little me?

 

[Arkhangelsk]

Because you're so childish.

Why would you hurt me so bad?

 

[SeanTheSheep]

Because you were too obsessed with your little robot and never payed attention to me!
*cries*
WHY!?!?!?!?

 

[FalloutForever]

Because you suck at posting.

Why the fuck you leave me?

 

[Neonbob]

Because you never paid enough attention to me!
You were always playing your games!
Even when I wanted to play them!

Why have you left?

 

[SeanTheSheep]

Because I met someone else, someone who cares about me, and doesn't beat me when I burn dinner!
Why did you leave me, cold and alone?

@FalloutForever Please, describe the ways I suck at posting, and I will try to improve.

 

[Neonbob]

Because you were never willing to take any initiative, and just stood in the snow, watching me go off. You never deserved me.
[sup]I'd imagine he said that as part of the game, sean.[/sup]

Why would you leave me?

 

[SeanTheSheep]

Because you made me really sleepy, and I went to bed.
[sub]I know, I was adding "dramaz"[/sub]
Why did you leave me

 

[Neonbob]

Because you tried to grab my leg. I'm not into that sort of thing. I'm very iffy about contact.
[sup]<_<
I knew that.
Really.
>_>[/sup]

Why did you lock me in a cage and drive away?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

I was tired of being attacked by hippies whenever we went out!

Why did you leave me on my lonesome?

 

[Shapsters]

Might have something to do with that blood on your pants...

Why did you leave ME!?

 

[Neonbob]

Because you were hardly ever around, and that damn cat tried to kill me!

Why have you forsaken my love?

 

[Vrex360]

Because you keep nuking endangered marine mammal life!!!

Why, pray why, did you leave my side?

 

[Shapsters]

Because according to District 9, I can turn into one of you guys if I have sex! No thanks!

Why did you break my heart?!

 

[Neonbob]

Because you vanished after the first time we played together!

Why did you step on my love?