I left you because......

[Scde2]

I never left.

WHY WON'T YOU RETURN MY CALLS, LETTERS, EMAILS, TELEGRAMS, OR PM? D:

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Because you follow me. Everywhere.

[sub]Filing a restraining order now.[/sub]

STOP FOLLOWING ME!

 

[Scde2]

Because your constantly trembling lip is starting to get on my nerves.

How can you leave me and the BABBY?!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

It was your idea to adopt and I told you that would end it.

Why?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Because I'm really hoping that last post was directed at Scde. And you smell like formaldehyde.

[sub]You and your "jamming".[/sub]

Why?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

You ate my family.

Why?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

You won't stop at anything. Nothing is too low... You even ate Santa, didn't you?!

Why?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For taking my dog away and giving him back. He has never been the same since.

Why?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

You disgust me.

Why?

 

[Impluse_101]

Because...when we were separated... I had to defend your home...even if it costed me my very life.


Why did the robot have to die!?!?!?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

It hit a mine.

Why did it end like this?

 

[TheDoctor455]

Because I can never be sure if any attractive woman I meet is real. DAMN YOU SIX!

Why won't Six leave me be?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Because you deserve it.

Why?