I like a girl who... (Reads the OP)

[The_root_of_all_evil]

Damn, I knew I shouldn't have cut my hair

Hehe, you could regrow it?

Unfortunately, my gf likes it short. And it's the wrong colour.

 

[Marbas]

I like smart, aggressive girls who seem like they could beat me up.

Edit: I didn't read the first post. I regret my decision.

 

[pearl_dragon]

Damn, I knew I shouldn't have cut my hair

Hehe, you could regrow it?

Unfortunately, my gf likes it short. And it's the wrong colour.

Oh well

 

[Ursus Astrorum]

Serve the Hive... Serve the Hive [http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a395/NewClassic/Kittens/kitten_rescue_6.jpg]....

For the Overmind [http://www.mooseyscountrygarden.com/cats-dogs/kitten-rose-pink.jpg]!

Now you are one of us [http://nandimainecoons.com/images/Mandykittens1.jpg]...

But... But... Why? Why!?

I don't underst-

...

We shall serve [http://www.dailykitten.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/11/1161459566kitten.jpg] the Hive...

Wait! No Stop! I... WE... No...Serve....ARGH!!!!............................................................................
Nope, not one of them. I eat the Hive FoNO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We shall serve the hive...

You... Are not one of us... The fluffiness is absent in your words...

Death to the impostor!

 

[TheHorizon]

Because human interaction is almost 100% of what people do everyday.

It's kind of important.

 

[barryween]

Serve the Hive... Serve the Hive [http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a395/NewClassic/Kittens/kitten_rescue_6.jpg]....

For the Overmind [http://www.mooseyscountrygarden.com/cats-dogs/kitten-rose-pink.jpg]!

Now you are one of us [http://nandimainecoons.com/images/Mandykittens1.jpg]...

But... But... Why? Why!?

I don't underst-

...

We shall serve [http://www.dailykitten.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/11/1161459566kitten.jpg] the Hive...

Wait! No Stop! I... WE... No...Serve....ARGH!!!!............................................................................
Nope, not one of them. I eat the Hive FoNO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We shall serve the hive...

You... Are not one of us... The fluffiness is absent in your words...

Death to the impostor!

Did the absence of a link give it a away? (I proceed to shoot the hive members with a shotgun before they overtake me.)

We shall serve the hive...

 

[Ursus Astrorum]

Serve the Hive... Serve the Hive [http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a395/NewClassic/Kittens/kitten_rescue_6.jpg]....

For the Overmind [http://www.mooseyscountrygarden.com/cats-dogs/kitten-rose-pink.jpg]!

Now you are one of us [http://nandimainecoons.com/images/Mandykittens1.jpg]...

But... But... Why? Why!?

I don't underst-

...

We shall serve [http://www.dailykitten.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/11/1161459566kitten.jpg] the Hive...

Wait! No Stop! I... WE... No...Serve....ARGH!!!!............................................................................
Nope, not one of them. I eat the Hive FoNO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We shall serve the hive...

You... Are not one of us... The fluffiness is absent in your words...

Death to the impostor!

Did the absence of a link give it a away? (I proceed to shoot the hive members with a shotgun before they overtake me.)

We shall serve the hive...

Yes. The whole joke is to link a random word to a picture of a kitten. What you did rather killed it. Not to mention that it's from quite a few hours ago, and everyone's gotten back on the topic at hand.

 

[Larenxis]

I have another idea, one that's a little far-fetched but perhaps plausible.

Guys on internet find out about girls on forum. Guys create Ideal Girl threads in the hopes that one of the girls will shout "ZOMG! That sums me up right there!".

Put another way, because the greater part of the creators of these threads are trying to hook up with someone here.

Once again, just a thought. Might not apply to most folks (or anyone, for that matter).

But in the days of the What Do You Find Attractive thread (or a name along those lines) about 80% of the descriptions matched me, 'cause they were just "intelligent and good looking and funny". So apparently I'm perfect for nearly everyone.

 

[NewClassic_v1legacy]

I have another idea, one that's a little far-fetched but perhaps plausible.

Guys on internet find out about girls on forum. Guys create Ideal Girl threads in the hopes that one of the girls will shout "ZOMG! That sums me up right there!".

Put another way, because the greater part of the creators of these threads are trying to hook up with someone here.

Once again, just a thought. Might not apply to most folks (or anyone, for that matter).

But in the days of the What Do You Find Attractive thread (or a name along those lines) about 80% of the descriptions matched me, 'cause they were just "intelligent and good looking and funny". So apparently I'm perfect for nearly everyone.

But you are, 'Renxis. You're quite awesome company to keep, and a very [http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a395/NewClassic/Kittens/3019895738_14edf29cc4.jpg] excellent conversationalist.

 

[Brett Alex]

So, thats reasons for posting, now lets look at the types of posts.

Ah sir, I do believe you have omitted one. You forgot the "smart-ass" poster, one who will post a reply as a joke, and ofter combine it with an obscure pop-culture reference. i shall now demonstrate.

Teach me, O wise one, teach me.

 

[Marv21]

I would like a girl who could be one of the guys and get really geeky and nerdy, without seeming pompous.

 

[pheythia]

Years ago, I came across a factoid about platonic friendships. It's that they only work when both friends are actually attracted to each other. Whether or not it comes to fruition is irrelevant.

Being unburdened by the Y chromosome, however, I have to say a guy's ideals does not play any part in how I carry myself. But I don't read anything if it's glossy, so these discussions are my trash-indulgence.

 

[Black yeoman]

Well I have never commented on any of these, although tempted, mostly for fear of revealing my gender.

OMG a girl!!!

Ummm, yes we do exist lol

I don?t really like the way everybody is assuming something I made specific note to not convey in the first place?

 

[barryween]

Serve the Hive... Serve the Hive [http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a395/NewClassic/Kittens/kitten_rescue_6.jpg]....

For the Overmind [http://www.mooseyscountrygarden.com/cats-dogs/kitten-rose-pink.jpg]!

Now you are one of us [http://nandimainecoons.com/images/Mandykittens1.jpg]...

But... But... Why? Why!?

I don't underst-

...

We shall serve [http://www.dailykitten.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/11/1161459566kitten.jpg] the Hive...

Wait! No Stop! I... WE... No...Serve....ARGH!!!!............................................................................
Nope, not one of them. I eat the Hive FoNO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We shall serve the hive...

You... Are not one of us... The fluffiness is absent in your words...

Death to the impostor!

Did the absence of a link give it a away? (I proceed to shoot the hive members with a shotgun before they overtake me.)

We shall serve the hive...

Yes. The whole joke is to link a random word to a picture of a kitten. What you did rather killed it. Not to mention that it's from quite a few hours ago, and everyone's gotten back on the topic at hand.

Oh, I sowy...
But anyway, I've found topics about what girl you like and there all kinda... weird...

 

[SomeBritishDude]

Because while we all pretend to be [b/]British, smooth talking, tea-drinking, aristocrats[/b] we're all actually sweaty American teenagers who can't think of anything other than boobies.

...You've really never been to Britain have you?

 

[Isaac Dodgson]

I'm...not seeing it? I mean there's been a small influx of it with the shared bed thread or the article about the gamer dating site... but I'm not seeing constant babble about what the males here like in females...

Unless I'm blind and I'm missing it, a possibility that's still there...

 

[TheRightToArmBears]

Because while we all pretend to be [b/]British, smooth talking, tea-drinking, aristocrats[/b] we're all actually sweaty American teenagers who can't think of anything other than boobies.

...You've really never been to Britain have you?

Seconded.

 

[Socius]

well the majority of the worlds population likes girls, we live in a world were 1/10 is gay, 3/10 is bisexual, 5/10 Hetrosexual and 1/10 somthing else... so of course we will talk abour girls when 40% of all girls and 80% of all boys like them! XD thats 60% of the worlds population loves women!