I like a girl who... (Reads the OP)

[MorganL4]

the kitten pic, I made it into my backround on my computer lol,

 

[pearl_dragon]

Zelda: the faces of evil which was a hilarious pile of crap lol

my god!

What is love!?!?! What is Love?!?! Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more!

Hehe

 

[Trako]

I am not exactly sure what the purpose of this post is. Some of the responses have been classic, though. Not sure if it is more of a "me too" kind of thread, or if it's a "celebrate the differences" thread, or just a transparent poll on how many males would mention the obvious.

I find myself trying to figure out what to type next. I'm sure most of what I had to say at this point would clear the thread. To put it succinctly, I'm too smart for my own damn good.

 

[Xvito]

What the hell happened to this thread?!

Edit: Nvm... Didn't look beyond Page 1.

 

[Ago Iterum]

Can everyone please report anyone who posts kitten links so we can get them banned? Thanks.

I've been on a two month hiatus (and didn't really intend to return for anything except this thread). With the exception of the unlikely permanent ban, frankly, do your worst.

You're some no-name with a Zero Punctuation avatar. I'm a widely despised recognised absentee forum member.

Do the maths.

You've gotta be shittin' me.

Who the hell do you think you are?! You think you're better than everyone else because you have an avatar you have made, and have spent an unhealthy amount of time posting things?

Grow up.

 

[Hey Joe]

In reply to the OP:

Why does anybody offer an opinion about anything in particular? It's just human nature to seek validation, and sometime shock value in others. As the majority of us are young males, women are often going to be the focus of discussion. Yes it's incredibly sad, us males are very, very stupid. Yet, there are more heterosexual women on this earth than lesbian women. I JUST DON'T GET IT!

 

[PurpleRain]

In reply to the OP:

Why does anybody offer an opinion about anything in particular? It's just human nature to seek validation, and sometime shock value in others.

It's just strange to hear twenty people all say the same things and want some kind of validation on it.

Yet, there are more heterosexual women on this earth than lesbian women. I JUST DON'T GET IT!

That makes perfect sense. What's not to get?

 

[Larenxis]

In reply to the OP:

Why does anybody offer an opinion about anything in particular? It's just human nature to seek validation, and sometime shock value in others. As the majority of us are young males, women are often going to be the focus of discussion. Yes it's incredibly sad, us males are very, very stupid. Yet, there are more heterosexual women on this earth than lesbian women. I JUST DON'T GET IT!

Thank you Hey Joe, thank you so much, I was so frightened.
That seems like a good enough theory, but it doesn't explain why the posts are so vague so often. If you want validation or attention, why are there so many posts like "pretty face, good body, smart enough to not be a bimbo". Real risky there, eh? But, I do agree that's a good point.

 

[Hey Joe]

In reply to the OP:

Why does anybody offer an opinion about anything in particular? It's just human nature to seek validation, and sometime shock value in others. As the majority of us are young males, women are often going to be the focus of discussion. Yes it's incredibly sad, us males are very, very stupid. Yet, there are more heterosexual women on this earth than lesbian women. I JUST DON'T GET IT!

Thank you Hey Joe, thank you so much, I was so frightened.
That seems like a good enough theory, but it doesn't explain why the posts are so vague so often. If you want validation or attention, why are there so many posts like "pretty face, good body, smart enough to not be a bimbo". Real risky there, eh? But, I do agree that's a good point.

Because people are dumb?

 

[the monopoly guy]

In reply to the OP:

Why does anybody offer an opinion about anything in particular? It's just human nature to seek validation, and sometime shock value in others. As the majority of us are young males, women are often going to be the focus of discussion. Yes it's incredibly sad, us males are very, very stupid. Yet, there are more heterosexual women on this earth than lesbian women. I JUST DON'T GET IT!

Thank you Hey Joe, thank you so much, I was so frightened.
That seems like a good enough theory, but it doesn't explain why the posts are so vague so often. If you want validation or attention, why are there so many posts like "pretty face, good body, smart enough to not be a bimbo". Real risky there, eh? But, I do agree that's a good point.

Because people are dumb?

Yeah, yeah pretty much, that's my theory as well.
Anyway, I like this girl, pretty face, nice body, smart enough not to be a bimbo.

Wait, what?

This is the internet folks, it's better to talk to a friend about it then people who you have never met before, and especially not the person you're inerested in.

 

[ChaosTheory3133]

Nerds are a lonely bunch, and it manifests in written form.

 

[NeedAUserName]

... only uses letters from her name in her alphabeti spaghetti.

I don't, obviously. Although how amazing would it be if someone in the world was that picky.

 

[Washboard]

Nerds are a lonely bunch, and it manifests in written form.

were all so glad you validated your own theory

 

[ChaosTheory3133]

Nerds are a lonely bunch, and it manifests in written form.

were all so glad you validated your own theory

Quite comfortable being a nerd though really I never post in those sort of threads of "I like a girl...". Mostly because I'm distracted with more interesting topics... Like "Most annoying video game character".

 

[Washboard]

Nerds are a lonely bunch, and it manifests in written form.

were all so glad you validated your own theory

Quite comfortable being a nerd though really I never post in those sort of threads of "I like a girl...". Mostly because I'm distracted with more interesting topics... Like "Most annoying video game character".

hehe, nice reposte
i prefer geek anyway, nerd has nasty connotations.

p.s. my post on jar jar was a public service

 

[JamminOz07]

Wishful thinking?


I love a girl with perky boobies

I love a girl who makes me laugh.

I love a girl who has a sexy arse.

I love a girl who has a decent job.

I love a girl who is smart and determined.

I love a girl who isn't afraid to say what she thinks.

I love a girl who is feisty.

I love a girl who loves me back.

I love my girl and am looking forward to spending the rest of my life with her.

I love my girl more than Xbox360 and PS3 put together.

 

[TwistedEllipses]

To be honest I've forgotten what girls look like I'm too busy hiding from them...

 

[Andalusa]

I liked the kittens, they made me read all the pages of this thread.
As for the actual topic, maybe the guys are hoping some loney girl is reading and thinks 'Oh, oh I fit the bill, he seems like a nice guy!' *click* profile, PM *click* shewoopadedoop chemistry.

 

[Straitjacketeering]

Well for the difference yoiu so wish, I like guys who will take it and not complain about being the girl in a bromance, I like long walks on the beach followed by a night filled with noises like wet fingers on a balloon.

 

[jim_doki]

I like girls who stand up on their own two feet and tell me exactly what they think. I like girls who are fit (note, not skinny, FIT)and deliver as much as they expect me to. Girls need to make me laugh, listen to good music, and at least have a passing knowledge of who Bruce Campbell is. Anybody who asks me to make them a film, write them a song or some poetry, draw them a picture or take their photo is out. If I want to do that for you, I will. I have nothing against Veggies or Vegans as long as they dont get upset about what I eat. Oh, and stand out. dreadlocks, patchwork dresses, purple hair, you get the picture