I want! I want!

[Eclipse Dragon]

You can't have a copy of Final Fantasy 9, I purchased the last one.

I want to sleep.

 

[Scarim Coral]

I'm sorry but you got daagnose with lactose intolerance!

I want some chocolate ice cream!

 

[WhyBotherToTry]

You can't have it because it's actually thinly disguised faeces!
I want a parrot.

 

[Eclipse Dragon]

You can't have a parrot, this pet store only has lizards.
I want a lizard.

 

[Roxas1359]

You can't, seems that the pet store went out of business because they couldn't sell enough lizards.
I want to not have mental breakdowns.

 

[Scarim Coral]

Sorry but you game is corrupted and the data is forever lost!

I want a danm good pizza!

 

[madseverus]

Well you can't have one! Unfortunately we're out of our "Damn Good" range, would you like a "Ungodly Terrible" pizza instead?

I want some super glue!

 

[Scarim Coral]

Sorry but due to the MLP:FiM fandom, they no longer kill horse meaning no more suer glue.

I want a banoffee muffin!

 

[thesilentman]

You can't, it's made by people who can't cook!

I want immortality!

 

[Calibanbutcher]

You can't have immortality, I just finished the last of it.
I want the power to control every form of energy in this universe.

 

[thesilentman]

You can't! You'll kill everyone and everything!

I wish to be secluded.

 

[Barbas]

You can't be secluded because Badger Team 6 will always find you.

I want a dirigible.

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

You can't! Because of the Hindenburg!

I want a Ziggy!

 

[EeveeElectro]

YOU CAN'T! Ziggy is my cat!

(seriously, my cat is called Ziggy, how weird!)

I want a gun >

 

[Barbas]

You can't have one, I sold them all to bad people for a mountain of jelly beans. Now the jelly beans are all gone and there is only regret. And I am fat.

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I want a tank!

 

[deserteagleeye]

You can't because the tank has sunken into a giant tank OF TANKS!

I want that cake!

 

[EeveeElectro]

You can't, you'll get fat like Barbas!

I want a Skittles house.