I want! I want!

[username sucks]

Sorry. I was- and still am- very upset about it but I didn't want to start a whole new thread in off-topic just to complain.

Anyway, your wish is granted. You lose the equivalent of 20 British pounds in whatever currency you use.

I wish my studying would get done automatically.

 

[Barbas]

It cannot be done - the gnomes are on strike today.

I want a letter of marque!

 

[username sucks]

Nah, I don't feel like using the google to find out what that is.

I want working Internet at home. My neighbors wifi sucks.

 

[Drummodino]

You can't, because ISPs are assholes.

I want cheese and crackers.

 

[Barbas]

You can't have those, Gromit - you'll start shitting everywhere again!

I want a dog that doesn't do Exorcist impressions and slide up the wall constantly.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

You can't have that, all dogs have Ectoplasm Ascension Disorder (EAD) now.

I want the ability to play the trumpet amazingly well.

 

[Barbas]

You can't, you don't have fingers and you fry everything you touch!

I want a seahorse.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

You can't have a seahorse until you take care of your regular horse young man!

I want more forum game activity!

 

[Barbas]

You can't have that; my fingers are tired and I must nap on top of the cupboard.

I want a slice of orange.

 

[Padwolf]

You can't have that, all the oranges belong to me and I don't want to share.

I want a big bottle of coke, I'm thirsty.

 

[Barbas]

Ooooh....um, yeah, I kinda...drank the last one. Awkward.

I want the corner store to be open.

 

[Artina89]

You can't, a car crashed into the store front and it has to be rebuilt!

I want a pet wolverine.

 

[Barbas]

You can't have one; the zoo was destroyed in a hilarious Hyperion supply pod mix-up.

I want a pair of red-tinted spectacles like Gary Oldman wore in Bram Stoker's Dracula.

 

[Bofus Teefus]

You can't have 'em. I ate 'em. All of 'em. Any that looked like the ones from Dracula.

I want *burp* a Venti Bacon Chai Latte with Jack Daniels.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I think you've had enough there buddy...

I want a beaer!

 

[Barbas]

I mixed them all together in a big cauldron and made bandit stew with them. Sorry. :c

I want a wocket ship!

 

[Dodgeboyuk]

you can't have a rocket ship because somebody is building their own

i want to be rich!

 

[Barbas]

You can't be rich, because I just broke the economy again. :c

I want a hedgehog.

 

[RedDeadFred]

You can't have a hedgehog because it may attack you in your sleep.

I want a taco.

 

[Barbas]

You can't have one, because our new Martian overlords see no reason for tacos and have banned them like they did square-dancing and The OC.

I want a New York cheesecake.