If above user's avatar showed up on your doorstep...

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

MA'M PUT SO-
Oh. Never mind!

 

[Scde2]

Why don't you come inside...for a drink?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I prefer not to get raped.

 

[Scde2]

If they refused a drink, I would just use a baseball bat.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Stop being so illegal and rape.

 

[Scde2]

I would have them for dinner.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I would wonder if they are talking about rape or cannibalism.
[sup]I don't know which is the worst...[/sup]

 

[Scde2]

I would offer them free candy.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I would slam the door and call the cops.

 

[Scde2]

I would cry.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I would make them realize that I don't want to be "eaten."
[sup]It has many unfortunate implications.[/sup]

 

[Scde2]

I would totally not eat them.

 

[All Hail Lelouch]

I'd knock him out then steal his cloak.

 

[Scde2]

I would play some chess with him.

 

[All Hail Lelouch]

I would win of course

 

[Scde2]

I would use my superior intelligence to plan his death.

 

[All Hail Lelouch]

i would tell him to die in some horrible manner

 

[Scde2]

I would grow my emo bangs even more to hide both my eyes...Then hit him with my Lexicon.

 

[All Hail Lelouch]

whats a lexicon?

 

[Code Monkey]

My hands would instinctively go to my comb.