If above user's avatar showed up on your doorstep...

[SPCF]

Grab his guitar and show him how to play.

 

[Scde2]

I would laugh at him failing to use a guitar.

 

[SPCF]

I would laugh at him for his keyblade only has magical bonuses and shorter range.

 

[Scde2]

I would correct him that my avy can't use a keyblade.

 

[SPCF]

Pfft, heartlesses can use keyblades, look at Roxas.

 

[Dragon_of_red]

I would laugh at his ignorance over Kingdom hearts.

 

[Scde2]

I would team up with him and educate SPCF.

 

[SPCF]

I rz sorry for confuzzling hartless and nobodies...? -.-

 

[S.R.S.]

Did you bring the stuff?

 

[Mcupobob]

What we both can't be wearing predator costumes to the party!

 

[Blue Musician]

I would step on them as they are small and I'm a misanthrope.

 

[Scde2]

I would shoot him.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I would lock my door and hide.

 

[BoosterGold]

I would invite it in for cake because cake is awesome

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I would share my uber cake with them.

 

[TheSentinel]

I'll go get my gun...

 

[MachoFern]

I would scream out at the top of my lungs "HAIL SPETSNAZ" because I always yell something random like that, and I have a strange attraction to mother Russia despite the fact I live in America

EDIT/Редактироватьid I just say mother Russia?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I'd tell him that he's not welcome in my house until he becomes a better meme.

 

[Scde2]

I would give it some candy.

 

[BrailleOperatic]

I'd freak the fuck out. There's people fighting on my doorstep!