If above user's avatar showed up on your doorstep...

[Sacman]

No, never!!!
*holds tighter...*
*laughs maniacally...*
...<.<

 

[Scde2]

Help!...rape!

 

[Sacman]

No, ssh!

*drags inside...*
...<.<

 

[Scde2]

*Tries to resist*
... >_>

 

[Sacman]

You can't resist...<.<
*ties to bed...*

 

[Scde2]

Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit... >_>
Let me go, pl0x.

 

[Sacman]

No, you will be here forever as my sex slave!!!
...<.<

 

[Scde2]

Actually, that doesn't sound too bad... >_>

 

[Sacman]

Yes, now pleasure me slave!
...<.<

 

[Scde2]

But I'm all tied down and stuff... >_>

 

[Sacman]

I'll untie your hands but that's it...<.<
*unties hands and puts on music...*

 

[Scde2]

*Grabs Sac by the sac throat*

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I sense violent intent.
*closes and locks door*

 

[mParadox]

What are you doing out here in this cold night? Please come in. Anything I can get you?

 

[Dr.Susse]

Is it Halloween again?

 

[mParadox]

Maybe. >.>

You look drunk.

 

[Dr.Susse]

That's not the officer.....point.

 

[mParadox]

Righhht. Why don't you take a seat over there.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Here for my life again?

You know that's pointless... why not train me as an Assassin instead?
I think the Templars are full of shit anyway.

 

[xmbts]

Sorry, I'm not into the whole anit-world domination thing. I'm pro-WD and proud of it.