If fallout acctually happened,

[Azrael the Cat]

I'd be Myron. Myron, baby, Myron!

Isn't he dead?

Yeah, I believe it's stated that he ends up getting stabbed by a drug addict in the Den and dies alone in the gutter or something along those lines. I'll just have to remember to stay in New Reno, I guess!

I like to think that Myron was just way too smart for that and faked his own death to avoid drug debts. Or just to change his identity, given that about 90% of the people who have ever met him probably want to kill him by the end of FO2 (well, he wasn't exactly loved beforehand...and then he goes with the Chosen One to defeat the Enclave - that's got to get him some enemies, and I'm sure he annoyed everyone in every town they stopped at on the way).

Ah...one of the only examples I can think of where a 'deliberately annoying' character was actually funny and amusing to take along. It's Myron baby, MYRON!

I even liked it how he was SO crap in combat, being utterly incompetent at every single possible combat role. That, and the fact that they obviously knew what players would be thinking at that point (with a self-knowing nod to the whole metagaming of party selection): 'What? Can't you work it out? I'm, like, the Science guy! Know all, see all, I'm that guy.' He also has an absurdly low maximum inventory weight unless you demand that he stops being such a lazy git and actually start carrying stuff.

 

[MicrosoftPaysMe]

In reality, you would choose to be a slaver?

Hrm, okay.. good luck with that. Slavers are the ultimate scum of society, they take over when everything else falls. They are the most ruthless and mechanical people that society has to offer.

I'd probably be a traveling merchant. As it's the most realistic. A traveler at least.

I agree. Only the worst person in the world would ever be a slaver
O.T. I'd be a slaver.

 

[Czargent Sane]

is there a category for "wandering monk?"

 

[Turing]

Well if I had my choice, I always wanted to be wandering gunslinger, travelling from town to town challenging other gunslingers to duels and earning my way from random oddjobs here and there.
More realistically, I'd probably be very dead or maybe a ghoul, since there's no mention of any Vaults in scandinavia...

 

[The Night Shade]

A Regulator with the coat and everything helping people in my way

 

[Hawgh]

I'd finally find out how things are looking in fallout europe.

Then I'd steal beans from the local supermarket.

 

[gim73]

I'm suprised nobody has chosen super mutant. Or the family.

I'd probably fix some crazy vault that has been overrun by dwellers with some experiment and use it for my personal lair, then grab some women and live like a king in my own little kingdom under the ground.

 

[imnot]

I'd be one of those random Megaton citizens

...during the day...

At night, I would fight crime as "Ambush Ant"!!!...since thats what I do in the game...

that sound's so epic!

i would live in Rivit city or be a trader.

 

[Alandoril]

I'd be some kind of gatherer, so travelling merchant I guess. Although I'd demand nothing in return. I'd find what I can and giving it to those who need it most, keeping only what I need to stay relatively healthy and well-equipped enough to survive.

Also I'd try to seek out new places to establish settlements and through my services help to expand and develop existing ones.

 

[notsosavagemessiah]

probrably a super mutant, or a ghoul. most likely just dead though.

 

[bam13302]

Id probably end up being dead
unless i decide to turn my computer room into a fallout shelter, then probably id be a ... technician/repair man
take your old **** and use it to fix less old ****

 

[Rakkana]

I think we say we would be plenty of things. I'm guessing I'd be food for the radroachs. Just being realistic.

Or you know, you could be creative and use your imagination and give a viable answer.

"I'm a realist"
"No, you're an annoying douche bag"

I would be a merchant in Rivet City. It's safe there. I would occasionally go out on trading expeditions though.

Called a joke. Enjoy them. That's what they're there for.

 

[Dr.Sean]

I'd join the California Republic, because it's the best state evar.

 

[RooftopAssassin]

I think we say we would be plenty of things. I'm guessing I'd be food for the radroachs. Just being realistic.

Or you know, you could be creative and use your imagination and give a viable answer.

"I'm a realist"
"No, you're an annoying douche bag"

I would be a merchant in Rivet City. It's safe there. I would occasionally go out on trading expeditions though.

Called a joke. Enjoy them. That's what they're there for.

A sarcasm tag would be nice. Or maybe an explanation of what you'd really be?

 

[Connosaurus Rex]

I'd be a ghoul, they never die.

 

[Terminate421]

Id go to the best city I could, make sure I have a rifle, and live there for the rest of my life.

 

[Kinguendo]

I would be a Travelling Tea Merchant... as I live in Britain this profession would be essential! I would travel from the white cliffs of Dover to the torrential downpours of Edinburgh, selling Tea and the occasional biscuit to those who would like some. I would also use a fist weapon for each hand. Giant mechanical gloves holding a cup of tea... awesome!

 

[Chainsauce]

I'd probably find a settlement and put my energy on making it a better place for everyone living there.

If I don't just die from radiation that is.

 

[Serioli]

With the number of people apparently wanting to be merchants I will hire myself out as a merchant bodyguard.