If I Were _____ I Would _____

[avelmen1889]

If I were an idiot I'd throw caution to the wind

 

[Insanum]

If i were drive trains[/B]

you mean a conductor?

no, Because if i were a not drive trains, I would have other duties.[/B]

 

[0p3rati0n]

If I were in Twilight I would kick Edwards ass into next year!

 

[MortisLegio]

if I were a Terrorist I would BOOM!

 

[Cortheya]

If I were a wraith I'd eat some humans

 

[Georg8]

If I were any sexier I would EXPLODE

 

[gRiM_rEaPeRsco]

If i was naked i would thrust my hips in the faces of old ladies

(Stolen but from a very funny man)

 

[Olikunmissile]

If I was happy I wouldn't be here.

 

[Jedamethis]

If I were Chuck Norris I'd get killed by Chuck Norris
Because there is only one Chuck Norris

 

[Archaeology Hat]

If I were Cthulhu I would sleep in my house at R'lyeh.

EDITS: Typing fail.

 

[wewontdie11]

If I were Schroedinger's cat I would sit in my box.... maybe.

 

[ars731]

if I were a monkey, I would be the baddest monkey in the jungle

 

[Connor Lonske]

If I were "Spider Man", I would "shoot webs".

 

[Incredible Bullshitting Man]

If I were Cthulhu I would sleep in my house at R'lyeh.

EDITS: Typing fail.

Didn´t you mean to say,
"If I were Cthulhu, I would ph'nglui mglw'nafh R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn(sic)"?

 

[pkfan2004]

If I were really in love with you, I would help you raise our kid. I'm just gonna go buy some smokes and be back, alright?

 

[MetaKnight19]

If you were anybody in the world, who would you be and what would you choose?

If I were Gordon Brown, I would leave. Quickly.

What would you do though?

Thats a good one.

If I was Mario, I would jump on all the turtles I could find before the RSPCA and police arrive

 

[Mr Companion]

If I were the top ranked star craft player I would end it all now, and put myself out of my misery.

 

[The Great JT]

If I were God, I would create a billion jewish people just to spite the Neo-Nazis and the Internet.

 

[wewontdie11]

If I were 6"3' I would be taller.

 

[Deleric]

If I were Creed Bratton, I'd steal from Creed Bratton.