If Kirby ate you...

[draxious]

he would get an army cap and would turn to a forrest camoflauge and have the abilty to pwn you...... or he would just have a shotgun

 

[TheLefty]

He'd get a fedora, turn a nice mocha color, and gain the ability to be mediocre at everything he does.

 

[Kraj]

He'd gain my hair and bomber jacket.

<= my avatar is me. . . he'd also gain the use of throwing knives and butterfly knives, and the ability to play the piano pretty well.

 

[Souplex]

Assuming I didn't tear out of him from the inside, he would get some bling and a pimpin' pair of shades. His power would be omnipotence.

 

[lwm3398]

He would be able to bend time and space itself; Re-create the very fabric of the Universe, rule it with an iron fist. Those who oppose him would be struck down instantaneously, those who befriend him given unimaginable power. Kirby would be an un-benevolent god, an omnipotent serial killer, destroyer of galaxies.

Nah, I'm just kidding, he'd probably get the power to... Erm, most likely walk up to random people and stab them. Yeah, he'd be Insane Knife Kirby.

 

[WakeTheDead1]

he would appear with drum sticks in hand and 10 years of experience using them, and a snowboard strapped to his feet

 

[Everian]

He would eat me and 10 seconds later i would burst from his stomach, Alien Style holding his still beating heart.

 

[sjarri]

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[the conquistador227]

Well, he'd probably have a green hat. He'd have the powers of a cynic.

 

[Danpascooch]

It would be a zombie's head, cut off just below the upper jaw, so that the very bottom of it is the top row of teeth.

Yep, I'm a sick bastard all right.

 

[Danpascooch]

He'd get a fedora, turn a nice mocha color, and gain the ability to be mediocre at everything he does.

That was a pretty mediocre post.

 

[Optimus Hagrid]

His hair would sprout like a bush (plant kind) and would gain the ability to rocket jump really, really well.

 

[JWAN]

He'd grow a mustache.

And would have the power of...mastery of Oblivion.

*jump off rock

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no idea he would probably just be totally kickass

 

[GrinningManiac]

I'd LIKE to say he'd wear a Peruvian Poncho, but I don't know how that would work on someone with no neck and the figure of a ball

I guess a pair of glasses and a bowler hat/straw trilby

His power would be incessant conversation, which would either drive his enemies insane or make them become friends

 

[PureChaos]

he would spiky brown hair and would now be able to...erm...get drunk easily and talk way to much

 

[Newtilator]

He would wear a Headband and act his way out of trouble. Or maybe kick his way out with his legs of whatever Kirby is made of. Probably the first one.

 

[Feste the Jester]

He'd wear a t-shirt, turn blue and hit tennis balls at his enemies. Or he'd play the guitar so bad it kills them

 

[HellRaid]

He would turn green and get the awesome power of indigestion.