If the Escapist was a city, what would YOUR job be?

[JoJo]

An upstanding citizen and local residential architect, who isn't noticed by most. But I moonlight with the shadow organization, 'The Injustice League', plotting to conquer Escapistopia! MUahahahahaha!

[http://www.escapistmagazine.com/groups/view/The-Injustice-League]​

Some time I've gotta make that flag the background of my avatar, however at 50 frames that'll take a whole lot of editing. Damn.

 

[AceDefective]

Homeless Guy
I'd ramble on about my opinions to anyone who passes by.
I'll be surprised if I'm the only one of these

 

[Quaxar]

I'd probably be that guy who writes a column in the papers once every week but still is only known as "that guy whose column I've actually never really read".

 

[Sean Hollyman]

I'd be a vigilante super hero by night and a street cleaner driver by day.

Hah, great thread

Well, going with the city theme, I suppose The Brovengers would the super heroes of Escapostopia.

Except we're not very good >_<

Speak for yourself, I do a wonderful job.

Please, you don't even have a super hero name.

Sean Hollyman?

It inspires such feelings of herodom ¬_¬

Clearly you haven't heard of my actual super hero name.

Hard-Man.

Oh yeah.

You're a member of the New Brovengers.

Not as cool as the original Brovengers

What's that, like the new breed or something?

 

[General Twinkletoes]

I will be the incompetent brovengers coordinator and strategist, communicating to them from the big brovengers tower. Constantly leading them to the wrong places, accidentally losing important information on the injustice league and giving them terrible advice on how to approach any given situation, I will be the backbone of the team.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

I will be the incompetent brovengers coordinator and strategist, communicating to them from the big brovengers tower. Constantly leading them to the wrong places, accidentally losing important information on the injustice league and giving them terrible advice on how to approach any given situation, I will be the backbone of the team.

Without you, we couldn't of possibly done all the amazingly redundant things we've done.

You're a credit to the team.

 

[Andy Shandy]

I have absolutely no idea, if someone could tell me what I could be then fantastic. Otherwise, it seems I would be unemployed in this place.

 

[Hero in a half shell]

I dunno... A social climber

I'd just be that guy with no actual skills, knowledge or discerable occupation yet somehow I manage to be VIPing at every high class social event and party despite no one knowing just who the crap I am.

Yeah, That'd be me, and I'd be awesome.

 

[Total LOLige]

I would be a detective, on the trail of ne'er-do-well's.

I wanted to do that maybe a bounty hunter instead bail jumpers beware. Or maybe I'll be the sheriff, okay I'll take deputy.

 

[JochemHippie]

I'd be the local drugs dealer.
>_>
<_<

 

[Scarim Coral]

I will be some guy working in an IT office. Mudane I know.

 

[mParadox]

One of the proud and honourable entrepreneurs of the city. Herr Paradox at your service.

I'd have the most awesome tea shop ever!

 

[Euphbug]

I'd probable be some pencil pusher in a random office for some boss I dislike.....What? We all can't get the nice dream jobs.

 

[GrimTuesday]

I like to think I would be one those angry talking heads who talks about the political topics of the day. Something akin to Keith Olbermann or Lawrence O'Donnell.

 

[Asita]

Information Broker, simply due to lurking tendencies and how I try to keep an ear to the ground on any number of different subjects.

 

[Frankster]

I'd be a 1920s style detective, investigating escapist citys murkier tales and secrets, uncovering all sorts of ugliness and corruption and sad stories.

 

[Lizardon]

I'd be the editor in chief of an online tabloid covering video games, gamers, the gaming industry, and gaming culture, as well as a number of ongoing video series and webcomics.

 

[klown]

Luckly, programmers will still be needed regardless of who runs the city. So I'll still be doing that, but probably be paid more, and become more well known for it.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

In the morning, I'll be that homeless guy that says the world is ending

But at night, the Injustice League awakens to do nefarious schemes!