If the Escapist was a city, what would YOUR job be?

[NickKuroshi0]

Writer/Serial Killer, I like stories and elaborate killings

 

[Soundwave]

Professional face in the crowd

 

[wrightguy0]

Local Activist/Political Radio Host by day (on a liberal station of course) Werewolf by night and freelance bane of the underworld (and morons)

 

[Macgyvercas]

Moderately known general topics columnist in the city newspaper, working to make enough to get by. Secretly a member of the Brovengers.

 

[Kae]

I've got no clue.
[sub]Seriously what's my role in this site, I have no idea...
[sub]I can bake cookies...[/sub][/sub]

 

[felbot]

street urchin, thinking of joining the army.

 

[kommando367]

Master serial killer who primarily targets cynical assholes and detectives who go after me.

 

[Justyn Stahll]

The local Gravedigger...
The dead need good rest, and I shall deliver it through a shovel

 

[LetalisK]

I like to think I would be one those angry talking heads who talks about the political topics of the day. Something akin to Keith Olbermann or Lawrence O'Donnell.

I'll be your competition. Let's collude to be as sensationally polarizing as possible so we drive a schism between the Escapist population, increasing our ratings, and thus increasing all the yummy money we make.

 

[Gabanuka]

Fruit vender.

I swear to God I will see the day when "High res fruit thread" becomes the response to trolling and generally retarded threads on this forum.

Go my children. Spread it!

 

[Fractral]

I would probably walk around the city, finding groups of people engaged in conversations, and stare at them talking for a while before leaving. Occasionally I'd make a random, uncalled for comment in a conversation that doesn't involve me, then walk off again, not looking at what the other people say in response, if anything.
I call it lurking.

 

[Godhead]

I would be that homeless guy who proclaims himself as the Emperor of Escapistopia and walk around carrying an old katana from back before I was homeless and crazy.

 

[RanD00M]

I'd be retired, my days of the Escapist of old are long done and I don't understand your modern internet you young whippersnappers.

 

[Shoggoth2588]

Probably what I'm doing now: working overnight stocking shelves. I'd likely be working at a 24 hour place though so I'll still be able to talk to my fellow Escapists...but then get more or less forgotten after having giving away my two cents. May also make small comics and short stories as well, more or less like I do now.

 

[Laser Priest]

Sinister Mortician, soon to make his appearance as a supervillain hell-bent on assimilating everyone here into his army.

 

[MammothBlade]

I'd be a Jekyll and Hyde character. A respected neurosurgeon by day, and a horrific tentacled serial killer by night. Hmmm, who should I stalk next...

 

[Kyber]

I'd be that homeless guy enjoying whiskey around the corner, shouting "wisdoms" at random people passing the street...
...HALF-LIFE 3 WILL BE SHIT!

 

[Canadamus Prime]

I'd be a grumpy old man who sits on his front porch and waves his walking stick and yells at all the young'uns to turn down their hippity hop music.

 

[Proverbial Jon]

Since I work for an animal charity IRL I guess I'd be the one working at the Lolcat rehoming centre and would be in charge of the Escapist staff's supply of terribly cute animal pictures.