If the Escapist was a city, what would YOUR job be?

[Froggy Slayer]

Hah, great thread

Well, going with the city theme, I suppose The Brovengers would the super heroes of Escapostopia.

Except we're not very good >_<

Brovengers! Brossemble!

Sir, I wish to apply for the Brovengers...as MACHINE GUN GANDALF.

Tell me, Sir Clarion, am I in?

Oh, and my day job is as a physicist/inventor operating out of an abandoned warehouse.

 

[DJ_DEnM]

A local DJ working the night shift. I guess. I don't really know.

 

[wolf thing]

I would be wolf thing phd, and work at the local particle accelerator doing science for science's own sake.

 

[Hoplon]

As a pub club member, one of the cities wealthy elite, idling away the days and getting conspicuously drunk in the evening, much to the shame of the family name.

Really though? Batman.

 

[Judgement101]

Homeless Vagrant screaming at people in the subway.

 

[neonsword13-ops]

Velvet Room store apprentice.

We're always open and have stores located in malls, streets, and mystical dungeons.

Take a seat in our comfy chairs and browse our large selection of goods. We have mystical creatures and sexy women that can record your past purchases and kill you in one blow.

Our products may be out of this world, but the prices are always reliable.

 

[VeryOddGamer]

I'd be an independent diplomat, constantly trying to bring peace between all of the warring factions.
Kind of like Varys from A Song of Ice and Fire.

Also an undercover member of both the Brovengers and The Injustice League, but don't tell anyone.
I'm in them of course as a part of my duty to keep the city in harmony.

 

[Wolf In A Bear Suit]

Some sort of ninjastrounaught or a zookeeper who likes the animals just that little bit too much.....

 

[natster43]

Slacker with no job probably or an office worker.

 

[bigfatcarp93]

Cab driver, transporting my fellow escapists from place to place whilst obnoxiously presenting my opinions on their work during the time they spend stuck in my cab.

 

[Infernai]

Hah, great thread

Well, going with the city theme, I suppose The Brovengers would the super heroes of Escapostopia.

Except we're not very good >_<

Brovengers! Brossemble!

I suppose I'm the Thor of this group given my tendancy to shout and my delusions of grandeur..plus i don't mind smacking people with hammers.

 

[Nantucket_v1legacy]

I'd be the woman who works in the corner shop.
You see me everyday but you never remember who I am.

 

[Mr. Omega]

Seeing how I tend to hang out in the RP section, I'd see myself as a member of the theater performers of the city. And then I get to act all pompous and break out in random musical numbers. Fun for everyone ^_^.

 

[redisforever]

Student. Although, hopefully, some filmmaker. I don't know, really.

 

[TheFunPolice]

I'd be the unknown, 15 year-old, Bass playing Ninja, spending his days trying to join a band with a singer who doesn't totally suck...While also persuing his dream of joining the Brovengers....

So basically I'll be doing exactly what I'm doing now xD

 

[Palademon]

I'd be someone that contributes nothing to society, and often indeliberately annoys people.

So...a Jehovah's witness?

 

[Ambitiousmould]

me? the person that doesn't really know or pay attention to anybody, and everyone seems to know my name, but don't care otherwise, and i sit there and think 'who the hell is that? i don't know people.' then carry on emotionlessly wandering into town to buy a game then home again to play it. that's my real life role anyways.

 

[Sleepy Sol]

I'd probably be a hobo. A sad, ignored hobo. ;_;

 

[Gizmo1990]

Hah, great thread

Well, going with the city theme, I suppose The Brovengers would the super heroes of Escapostopia.

Except we're not very good >_<

Brovengers! Brossemble!

Neither I or my username are cool enough to be a Brovenger but Gizmo is damn cute. Maybe I could be the mascote. I can make tea.

If not then I would end up being your average drone, working for the man. Be a mid level paper pusher and/or IT support guy.