If the Escapist was a city, what would YOUR job be?

[anthony87]

I'd be a model.

It's the only logical choice with that hair.

/vain

 

[Josh123914]

lawyer. I chose lawyer because I can argue most of my points well (or at least I think I do) without it turning into a flame war (or street riot I guess),

 

[GrimTuesday]

I like to think I would be one those angry talking heads who talks about the political topics of the day. Something akin to Keith Olbermann or Lawrence O'Donnell.

I'll be your competition. Let's collude to be as sensationally polarizing as possible so we drive a schism between the Escapist population, increasing our ratings, and thus increasing all the yummy money we make.

Us? Collude to create an environment of distrust in which the opposing side is always evil and the side which one most agrees with is perfect? That sounds completely ludicrous and not at all like reality.

 

[xplosive59]

By day a local record store clerk who gets pissed off by people putting albums in the wrong genre sections. At night, I would run a pirate radio station from a small apartment downtown.

...Either that or Cabbage Salesman.

 

[Lyri]

Grumpy old man: I'd throw stuff at people, mostly the Brovengers because "get off my lawn".

 

[Shadow flame master]

I'd be a coffee shop mob boss.

I'd occasionally find other coffee shops and just "talk" with them on their choice of establishment.

I would also align myself with the brovengers, seeing as I am one. Not only do they get free wifi and coffee(every now and then), they also get information that my employees gleamed from the customers. For a price of two items of their choice on my menu.

Hey, who said information was free?

 

[Fiz_The_Toaster]

As a Brovenger I feel as though I should have a classy job or position, but I'm failing at one at the moment.

Maybe the local drunk?

OR the really cool music shop owner that plays the best music in the store.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

As a Brovenger I feel as though I should have a classy job or position, but I'm failing at one at the moment.

Maybe the local drunk?

OR the really cool music shop owner that plays the best music in the store.

Our day jobs could involving searching for treasure, possibly stored in some kind of vault

 

[Fiz_The_Toaster]

As a Brovenger I feel as though I should have a classy job or position, but I'm failing at one at the moment.

Maybe the local drunk?

OR the really cool music shop owner that plays the best music in the store.

Our day jobs could involving searching for treasure, possibly stored in some kind of vault

That does sound like a pretty bitchin' job, especially with the prospect of finding awesome loot!

 

[Risingblade]

Judge cause you know I judge you guys all the time.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

That does sound like a pretty bitchin' job, especially with the prospect of finding awesome loot!

[HEADING=1]All the loots![/HEADING]

Possibly in banks.

But mostly, legal loot!

 

[Gabriela D.]

I'd be a boring office worker by day and a professional stalker by night. Or maybe a bus driver.

 

[Fiz_The_Toaster]

That does sound like a pretty bitchin' job, especially with the prospect of finding awesome loot!

[HEADING=1]All the loots![/HEADING]

Possibly in banks.

But mostly, legal loot!

More importantly making sure the local riffraff don't get all uppity about us getting said loot.

I would hate hunting for said loot and vault while being shot at.

 

[Muspelheim]

I'd have to join you on your ghost adventures, I'd be that ghost that chills with people and plays Xbox.

"Pass the Cheetos"
"I can't I'm a ghost"
"Then how are you playing right now?"
"SHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

It'll be great! We can wallhack in and frighten people on the loo! And put a red sock in the Brovenger's laundry!

Since I work for an animal charity IRL I guess I'd be the one working at the Lolcat rehoming centre and would be in charge of the Escapist staff's supply of terribly cute animal pictures.

<Muspelheim, "The Event-Horizon of Cuteness>

The local Gravedigger...
The dead need good rest, and I shall deliver it through a shovel

I don't want to go to bed!

 

[Athol]

*looks at current posting habits*

Hmm...I'd most likely be a small time actor (read community theater)

 

[Sassafrass]

I'd be the grizzled veteran for dramas past.
Without the grizzled or the veteran.

...I'd just be there.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

That does sound like a pretty bitchin' job, especially with the prospect of finding awesome loot!

[HEADING=1]All the loots![/HEADING]

Possibly in banks.

But mostly, legal loot!

More importantly making sure the local riffraff don't get all uppity about us getting said loot.

I would hate hunting for said loot and vault while being shot at.

They wouldn't do that.

I mean, what are they going to do with the money?

Buy food?

Pfft, we'll put it to good use.

Like blackjack.

And hookers.

 

[Fiz_The_Toaster]

That does sound like a pretty bitchin' job, especially with the prospect of finding awesome loot!

[HEADING=1]All the loots![/HEADING]

Possibly in banks.

But mostly, legal loot!

More importantly making sure the local riffraff don't get all uppity about us getting said loot.

I would hate hunting for said loot and vault while being shot at.

They wouldn't do that.

I mean, what are they going to do with the money?

Buy food?

Pfft, we'll put it to good use.

Like blackjack.

And hookers.

And alcohol!

Fuck sensible things, and who does that?

You buy awesome things when you find loot, like build a pool and fill it with money. Then swim in it!

 

[AngloDoom]

Paparazzi, I guess. I can't help but fling myself at the controversial threads, if only for watching it all blow up over a period of days. It's beautiful, like a lava-lamp full of fireworks.

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