If the internet had a final boss, who or what would it be?

[Magicmad5511]

The final boss would be a boxing match with the internet version of Chuck Norris.
No one could survive.

Either that or this supreme all powerful being in all his forms.

 

[KennardKId5]

It should be like this:
TROLLFACE
Master of trolling

Boss tactics: Using the blade of "report" to call in a mod.
He attacks you with 4chan.

 

[Bran1470]

porn...
that's all that needs to be said

 

[Trololo Punk]

404 Error message. The END of the internet.

 

[Vern5]

There is only one Final Boss on the internet. That Final Boss is You. You choose to delve into the Internet and subject yourself to a thousand forms of idiocy and genius. You access the internet of your own free will. You purchased or stole the means to engage the internet.

You are your own worst enemy.

 

[German Borbon]

i imagine a game, a tron like RPG where you can gather internet celebrities like yahtzee or doug walker to defeat error 404, the enemies will be irritating memes like nyan cat, the weapons will be things like spellcheck gun or sword of dick-joke, the final enemy it will turn out is not error 404, the final boss, but google who has turn itself in a sentient entitity away from human control and wants to domain every internet page,its attacks will be things like, google-bots or ultimate doodle, the stage will be a trip to every internet page and it will be defeated with the surprising help of anonymous, how´s that?

 

[OrokuSaki]

A massive troll in a tuxedo with no head.

 

[zeroclank12]

4chan. Nuff' said.

 

[Sean Steele]

M00T

 

[xerounlimited]

What? I thought everybody knew Psy's dad is the final boss? (If anybody gets that... Well no one is going to get that reference...)

Obscure references aside, I think the final boss would actual be the challenge of finding the exception to rule 34.

 

[NinjaDeathSlap]

The final boss should surely be the WBC, the God's of Trolling. What's difficult about them is that you can't attack them from a conventional standpoint. The more you attack them, the stronger they get. The only way to win the game is to use the powers given to you by the cast of MLP:FIM. You must love and tolerate them to death.

 

[Vash the Stampede']

Motherfu***in invisible Christopher Walken, the secret boss of Dungeons and Dragons...

What? He'd make an excellent internet final boss.

 

[Tharwen]

Mavis Beacon. The majority of the internet would stand no chance.

EDIT: I'm not sure if youngsters get this. God, I feel old typing "youngsters".

Well I'm 17 and I know exactly what you're talking about.

I used to be terrible at those programs...

 

[maggot man]

....chuck Norris coz u never win the internet...

 

[Lord-Enonymous]

Everybody keeps saying Anonymous...

Would this have anything to do with Me...possibly my brother? :3

...though I think a more apropiate final boss would be THE internet itself, but manisfest as whatever you dislike/fear, it would be like, you were in the world of the internet, and the world itself was trying to get rid of you...

 

[O maestre]

tac gnol

this epic battle is already destined to occur on the last caturday

 

[DracoSuave]

Knowing the internet, the final boss will be something anticlimactic, and will actually be, after the shockporn endgame dungeon, will end up being something easy like Install Google Chrome.

In reality tho, there will be a secret hard boss. And that boss is notpron. [http://www.deathball.net/notpron/].

 

[NinjaDeathSlap]

There is only one Final Boss on the internet. That Final Boss is You. You choose to delve into the Internet and subject yourself to a thousand forms of idiocy and genius. You access the internet of your own free will. You purchased or stole the means to engage the internet.

You are your own worst enemy.

You are an absolute genius. I love you.

I can see it now, you defeat what you thought was the final boss and then walk through the door to where you believe your prize is lying in wait. However, when you get inside all there is is a mirror. Then the disembodied voice of what you have just beaten tells you that it's all been for nothing. You have had no motivation to fight through all the pointless, irritating and offensive garbage the game has thrown at you other than your own masochism. If you'd wanted you could have chosen to leave at any time, nobody would have stopped you and your life would have been much easier for it. You brought it all on yourself. There is no way to win the internet. Your only options are to stay, or stop playing.

I don't know about you but I think that would be a seriously affecting ending.