If the internet had a final boss, who or what would it be?
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But the cake can't actually hurt you, because it's a lie. There also has to be some horrible, horrible porn in there somewhere. Also cats. Lots of cats.lotr rocks 0 said:
A huge troll with a lolcat face, a tattoo of "Error 404" and it'd be naked. Bout sums up the internet.
The final boss? ROGERS CABLE (or any other draconian internet provider).
First you have to survive wave after wave of impatient, dead-end call waiting machines trying to call you an idiot for not pressing the button fast enough and ending the call or misinterpreting everything you say. Then you would be battling some disinterested indian with a thick accent over the phone in order to ascertain why your internet abruptly stopped. Yes, yes. "Did, sir, you go, sir, and switch it on and off, sir? You need, sir, to make sure your computer is on, sir, and that there is not a darkened screen, sir; can you do that for me, sir? Now open up your stove, sir, and slam your head in it repeatedly. I will tell you when to stop, sir."
More powerful than LOLCATS, Wikileaks, trolls, Star Wars Kid, Leeroy Jenkins and even spam e-mail... put together! It could also double as the final boss of a telephone-related adventure, so clearly double evil.
First you have to survive wave after wave of impatient, dead-end call waiting machines trying to call you an idiot for not pressing the button fast enough and ending the call or misinterpreting everything you say. Then you would be battling some disinterested indian with a thick accent over the phone in order to ascertain why your internet abruptly stopped. Yes, yes. "Did, sir, you go, sir, and switch it on and off, sir? You need, sir, to make sure your computer is on, sir, and that there is not a darkened screen, sir; can you do that for me, sir? Now open up your stove, sir, and slam your head in it repeatedly. I will tell you when to stop, sir."
More powerful than LOLCATS, Wikileaks, trolls, Star Wars Kid, Leeroy Jenkins and even spam e-mail... put together! It could also double as the final boss of a telephone-related adventure, so clearly double evil.
Anyway, wouldn't Anonymous be an ally, or at least a neutral party? Some rogue Anonymous agents, maybe... but Anonymous is ultimately a force for good (or at least lulz).
A bunch of trolls jeering at you as you fight off an endless horde of kittens and penises, armed only with two dull knives.
If you die you get multiple items shoved up your ass.
If you die you get multiple items shoved up your ass.
Maybe Rick Astley is having sex with Ceiling Cat? That'd satisfy your horrible porn quota.Nick Stackware said:
