If you came with a warning label it would say......

[General BrEeZy]

"Warning: waste my time and i'll waste you. Dont waste my time and i'll probably love you unconditionally until the end of days."

 

[Merkavar]

Warning: Flammable Gases.

 

[LFC Scouser]

Warning: Water soluble

 

[Creator002]

Warning: Content is narcissistic. Feed ego at own risk.
Caution: Do not use with others.

 

[DarklordKyo]

Mine would say "Beware: contains volatile amounts of awesome, use with care."

 

[Klarinette]

"May become unstable if agitated"
Probably also "Keep away from alcohol and open flame"

lol @ captcha: "sticky wicket"

 

[likalaruku]

*No refunds.
*Startlers will be punched.
*Keep off the grass.
*Processed on equipment that also processed nuts.

 

[Googooguru]

Warning : Hand wash Only, do not dry clean

 

[adragonofgold]

Keep out of reach from children.
Allergy warnings: May contain alcohol.
Contents under pressure.

 

[Aglaid]

Warning: Subject may break into song at any time.

 

[Canadamus Prime]

Warning: Contents may explode under pressure.

 

[Singularly Datarific]

"Warning: Kills Signmak*splat*"

 

[white_salad]

Warning: Being around this object may cause loss of social standing, and overwhelming amounts of embarrassment.

That or

Warning: Shit may/may not get serious

 

[Feylynn]

Best before 01/01/2193.
As I'm sure most of us here probably are, but the kids in 2193 don't know that, the hooligans that they are.

Or maybe
Fragile: ^This end up^
Because it would be terribly unfortunate if someone kidnapped me for use as luggage and I was dropped on my head.

I was considering Warranty Void if Seal Broken but it was taken.

Anything commenting on my personality would be insufficient and convoluted as warnings go, and probably no fun. D=

 

[BryceS62]

Do not eat cookies near this guy he will fuck you up

 

[Twilight.falls]

Warning: Subject is extremely calm and never angers. This may be more annoying than an easily angered person.

 

[My name is Fiction]

Warning: Post Hypnotic Suggestions Are Running the Ships Ashore

My friend told me to punch you because he had to lyrics wiki to find that song.
*Internet punch*
Now that that is over
*hug*
^^

 

[Ryengu]

It would say "Warning: Slippery When Wet"

 

[Krantos]

Warning: Contains Sarcasm. Do NOT Take Seriously.


The worst sense of humor to have is the one that accidentally offends people.