If you could beat the living hell outta any video game character who would it be?????

[Veitchy]

90% of the cast of any and all rockstar games ever made. For example, how many times have you played a GTA game and thought, "why am I doing jobs for this prick." I think its a credit to Rockstars typicaly briliant characterisation that they are able to make characters you love to hate so much.

 

[octafish]

Elliot, you eeeediot! slap slap slap. Deidriana makes it look so much fun. Aww who am I kidding, it's Ira of course. "The army! I knew we'd run into them sooner or later."

 

[Belgian_Waffles]

Rochelle,
get a personality dammit or I will kill you.

 

[Yostbeef]

if its a hockey game does it count? Then it would have to Patrick Kane of the Chicago Black Hawks.What an asshole here is a guy who makes more than a million USD a year and goes a head and beats up a guy who drives a cab because he didn't think he gave him the right change back.Oh he also scored the winning goal against the flyers last night in the Stanley Cup finals and for that i hope he dies a horrible fiery death because he is a stupid piece of shit.

 

[arcticphoenix95]

nathan drake (obviously), mario and sonic (So they can finally rest in peace), and sieperoth (or however you spell it) from Kingdom hearts 2 (the amount of times i died didn't help either).

 

[SimuLord]

Squall Fucking Leonheart. Little emo shit, he needs a good smackdown.

 

[Crimson King]

Jigglypuff. I would kick the crap out of him, and he wouldn't even be able to fight back due to how much he sucks.

 

[TheKruzdawg]

Kaiden from Mass Effect. He was so useless on missions because he kept dying that I stopped bringing him and didn't give him anything. Plus I found his personality annoying. Something about him just makes me want to cause him bodily harm. I didn't even have to think about leaving him behind to die.

 

[Yostbeef]

if its a hockey game does it count? Then it would have to Patrick Kane of the Chicago Black Hawks.What an asshole here is a guy who makes more than a million USD a year and goes a head and beats up a guy who drives a cab because he didn't think he gave him the right change back.Oh he also scored the winning goal against the flyers last night in the Stanley Cup finals and for that i hope he dies a horrible fiery death because he is a stupid piece of shit.

As a Chicago native and a Blackhawks fan, I simply have to say... owned.
"Chrissy Pronger, Talks like a Beast, skates like a Beauty"

OT: I would curb stomp the ever loving daylights out of Vanille. Seriously. But at the same time, I would probably be whipped and gagged by Lightning...

I am officially talking too much...

I know god dammit we got outplayed in every way last night so i am feeling a little bitter but either way was a great tournament one of the best i have ever seen in my life and congratulations to your team i hope your city is enjoying their victory.

 

[TheStickman]

Duke Nukem.

Just the first thing that popped into mind when I saw the title.

 

[vivadelkitty]

Captain Qaurk from the Ratchet and Clank series, he is so wortheless... Anyone who likes themselves as much as he does should be beaten

True, he does deserve to be beaten, but he's so damn hilarious that it makes up for it. Qwark is definitely one of the series' highlights.

OT: The entire crew of the Tantive IV in Battlefront 2. I have a Star Destroyer full of soldiers, and yet somehow you have enough sardine-packed Rebel soldiers to make me run out of reinforcements?! /rage

 

[crimsonshrouds]

Sophia Lamb.

Oh god that would feel so good.

Yep i couldn't stand her smugness im with yahtzee on that.

Ashley Graham. I know it would be counter-productive to the story, but I despise her. _._ It's incredibly difficult for me to protect her AND myself at the same time. And with all of the weapons Leon carried around, couldn't she at least use one?

You really didn't have to guard her that much in the game and the only time i had trouble was in That room. Besides im pretty certain based on her character she would have more than likely injured herself or leon if she used a gun.

Jigglypuff. I would kick the crap out of him, and he wouldn't even be able to fight back due to how much he sucks.

play super smash brothers with a 99 stock game.

 

[bulbasaur765]

Donkey Kong. Somebody has to put that ape down for good.

 

[Silver Patriot]

Your character in Saints Row 2.

Spoiler: Preferably before he

kills Julius in the "secret" ending

 

[RN7]

Probably any character from an Eroge seeing as they don't need to exist, skull kid from Majora's mask, or possibly Barthandelus/Prime Minister form FFXIII; he's such a fucking douche, it feels so good to kill him.

 

[recoverytwo]

Captain Qaurk from the Ratchet and Clank series, he is so wortheless... Anyone who likes themselves as much as he does should be beaten

True, he does deserve to be beaten, but he's so damn hilarious that it makes up for it. Qwark is definitely one of the series' highlights.

OT: The entire crew of the Tantive IV in Battlefront 2. I have a Star Destroyer full of soldiers, and yet somehow you have enough sardine-packed Rebel soldiers to make me run out of reinforcements?! /rage

But then how would the plans be delivered ?

Can I say a game creator instead ? if so the new President of Lucasarts ( I know these are not his faults but someone needs to take the blame.)
for not having Battlefront 3 out and for not having more remakes of lucasarts classics.

 

[Novania]

Karol
Tales of Vesperia