If you could beat the living hell outta any video game character who would it be?????

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K4RN4GE911

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What about Sticky? Who here hates Sticky? (A.K.A. the "annoying man" on Fallout 3.) "Are we there yet? Why is this taking so long? You wanna go to Big Town? Of course you do!! *whistling tunelessly*"

And then.....Mini Nuke. Blow him back to Little Lamplight in a million, LITTLE, PIECES!!!!
 

merf1350

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Princess Peach...she's nuthin but a tease.
Poor Mario, close to 30 years, they aint blue, they black and shriveled by now.

Of course, maybe it's not her fault, Bowser has been 'blockin all this time too...

Can I have both just to be safe?

 

Vrex360

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Personally, probably Turok from the recent game of the same name. Because I have serious issues with how he responds to animals that are defending their territory.

Also, I don't know what it is about him, but every time Dante from Devil May Cry speaks a line of dialouge I get this incredible urge to punch him repeatedly until his face resembles a squishy mass of flesh and broken teeth.

Also this will come as no surprise given my hatred of the human race but I would like to not only beat the living hell out the so proclaimed 'Emperor of humanity' but I would like to skin him alive, pour boiling water over his skinless still screaming body, cut open his stomach, yank out his intestines and feed them to the Kig Yar. Then I would cut off his head and parade it around in triumph.
And I would make all the Space Marines watch as all their foolish human ideologies crumble into pathetic little pieces and they succumb to their own destruction much to the relief of the galaxy and never again do I have to hear:
"FOR THE EMPEROR!"
Every bloody time I look through my space mailbox.

[sub]Oh boy, do I have issues or what?[/sub]
 

Sarkule

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The 'Adoring Fan' In Oblivion that follows you around once you've completed the Arena.
 

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Demented Teddy said:
Sophia Lamb.

Oh god that would feel so good.
This^ OR the cousin guy from GTA 4...seriously, you're how old? Could you please talk about something other than buoyant female anatomy? I'm not the most mature person but he was annoying. Also, the priest from Shadow of the Colossus (SPOILERS!!!!). I did all that and you FREAKING kill me?!?! RAGE!!!! Seriously, I would beat him ala Bioshock Andrew Ryan style OVER and OVER again. I need a cigarette. That guy would deserve every hit he got. (Yeah, I realize that would ruin the story they were going for but wouldn't you like to hit him?)
 

Chancie

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Rosemary from Metal Gear Solid. I absolutely hate her pixelated guts. -_-

Second choice would be Cloud from Final Fantasy VII.
 

Arisato-kun

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jcb1337 said:
Probably any character from an Eroge seeing as they don't need to exist, skull kid from Majora's mask, or possibly Barthandelus/Prime Minister form FFXIII; he's such a fucking douche, it feels so good to kill him.
From any eroge? I fail to see why anyone would want to beat the shit out of Saber or anyone from Fate/stay Night for that matter..



On Topic: I'd beat up Vaan. Worst character ever.

 

Redlin5_v1legacy

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I would kill the Psycrow from Earthworm Jim. So freaking annoying! Sure I've only lost the race about three times in my game history but still.

Plus then you wouldn't have to fly through Andy's Asteroids anymore, even though it has awesome music.
 

duchaked

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The Rookie Gamer said:
Nathan Drake should be on EVERYONES list.
yep

vivadelkitty said:
The entire crew of the Tantive IV in Battlefront 2. I have a Star Destroyer full of soldiers, and yet somehow you have enough sardine-packed Rebel soldiers to make me run out of reinforcements?! /rage
hahahahaha oh man do I know how that feels like... played a lot of SW:BF2 last fall, man good times
 

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NameIsRobertPaulson said:
OT: I would curb stomp the ever loving daylights out of Vanille. Seriously.
Agreed!!! I lost track of the number of times I just wanted to stuff her half way up the ass of a Chocobo!
 

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Soviet Heavy said:
Whoever your teammate was in Resident Evil 5.
i would help you if only because she always used the pistol even if you gace her a machine gun!
problem is there are many more reasons to kill her
 

Nick of Blades

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SnootyEnglishman said:
Navi. I'd use a spell to make her real than beat the ever loving crap out of her while shouting "hey...listen" with every alternate stomping.
Sounds good, may I join in on this stomping?