If you could break the law 3 times what would you do?

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soren7550

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Rob Fort Knox (hey, if I'm going to steal money I might as well steal it from the place that has the most of it, even it it does mean having to journey to Kentucky), Steal a buttload of stuff from GameStop & Barns and Nobel, and probably kill off a few people (starting with dear old dad).

Hmmm, but if I rob Fort Knox then there's no real point to staling that stuff from GameStop & Barns and Nobel is there? Hmm, will have to think this over a bit more.
 

Grakyl

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1. Steal money
2. Steal more money
3. Steal all the money you can from the entire planet without bankrupting everyone

Why so unimaginative? Because now I can by my way out of the rest of the interesting crimes I can commit, and now I have the money to bankroll those crimes as well.
 

theamazingbean

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Post a sign in my office that says "Number of free murders remaining: 3". Then reach up to alter it whenever someone starts bothering me.
 

Trifixion

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I would:

1.) Create a tremendous amount of energy from nothingness...and sell it for a huge profit to the energy-hungry world.

2.) Create and patent a perpetual motion-based engine...and sell it as well for a huge profit to an energy-hungry world to power their machinery once the energy created in the first step runs out.

3.) Create and patent a computer processor system based on a superconducting design cooled to absolute zero temperature, which will outperform anything that exists on the market today - and sell it for a huge profit, of course.

Thus I will have broken the first three laws of thermodynamics and made a ton of money as a result.

EDIT: And it seems I was at least partially ninja'd, but oh well.
 

Tornd

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Oct 8, 2010
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1. Kill George Lucas (http://www.escapistmagazine.com/news/view/104658-Rumor-Lucas-Planning-New-Star-Wars-Trilogy)

2. Steal Ronald Reagan's corpse

3. Dance party at White House (Reagan's corpse as date)
 

Syrus Vikeruce

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1. Blow up the House of Parliaments.
2. Denounce the surviving MP's' human rights.
3. Become the Prime Minister.
 

Drop_D-Bombshell

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Quaxar said:
Levitate, produce energy out of nothing and look into a black hole.

What? The laws of physics are laws too!
...

You just gave this thread a new meaning in ways i've never thought possible.

OT: Throw kittens out of a speeding car at people. All three laws in one act.
 

GeorgW

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Treason is all that you really need. Then you can just make your own laws ^^
 

Paksenarrion

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Quaxar said:
Levitate, produce energy out of nothing and look into a black hole.

What? The laws of physics are laws too!
Damn. That's a great idea. I was originally going to choose: Murder, Murder, Suicide, but it didn't specify if there would still be the human aspect to worry about.
 

TheRightToArmBears

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Red Right Hand said:
1. Rob Bank.
2. Buy lots and lots of drugs.
3. Get really high.

There we go, 3 illegal things. Apart from robbing banks, I already do them.

Edit: Or do a line of coke beside those silent guys who guard Buckingham Palace. That could be fun.
How about doing a line of coke off one of those guards outside Buckingham Palace?
 

droid

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1. Become President of US. (I can't muster up the effort and popularity to do this legitimately.)

2. Repeal the technology circumvention section of the DMCA, maybe limit the maximum length of copyright.

3. Stop being President.
 

Red Right Hand

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TheRightToArmBears said:
Red Right Hand said:
1. Rob Bank.
2. Buy lots and lots of drugs.
3. Get really high.

There we go, 3 illegal things. Apart from robbing banks, I already do them.

Edit: Or do a line of coke beside those silent guys who guard Buckingham Palace. That could be fun.
How about doing a line of coke off one of those guards outside Buckingham Palace?
I've realised that going to London would be far too much effort. So I would probably just smoke a joint in a police station or something, just as fun and easier!
 

tombman888

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1: Rob an extreme amount of money
2: Steal military equipment from the army
3: Drive a tank around the House of parliament drinking and throwing bottles at random people, and then crash said tank into a lake.

imagine how fun that would be.